Diet Diary: Day One
Day One: Mad with the hunger. Ate venison and chicken, both on my diet. Begged for sammiches. Got none. Must not be on diet.
I think I can hear my stomach rumbling.
No, that was just a gas. Since released from captivity.
Labels: diet, poor Wally
posted by wally @ 5:20 PM
19 Comments:
Diets stink, Wally! The more you think about food, the hungrier you get! You need a new hobby!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Poor Wally.... Zoe knows what the diet word is all about. She has a hard time keeping her girlish figure.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
Diet is DIE with a T!! Oh Wally I feel your pain, first my human bakes a billion cookies then when she sees I am now a whopping 87 pounds I am immediate back on the scant cups of dog kibble no people food diet!
WHAAAA I am in solidarity with you my friend!
Love, Dory
Woober Boy!
I'm sure you're down to skin and bones already, but at least you know to release the gas from its captive chamber. Otherwise, that gas can be pretty damaging... a blast like that kept inside. Scary thought, man!
Keep us posted.
Goober love & nutritious smooches,
Stanley
Hey Walls,
We won't let Mom or Dogdad read your post about the D word, because whenever one of them lifts us up lately, they look at each other and say -- "what lunkers you guys are turning out to be!!!" Now is that nice?
We're afraid that our already meager kibble portions (even the seconds that we demand) will be reduced and our tummies will growl so loudly you'll hear them in Delaware!!
Glad your OK though besides the D..t.
Lots of wirey love to you and Ethel, and thanks for the cute card which we got when we came back from camp yesterday.
Jake and Just Harry
Diets stink but I bet your toots smell like ribeye.
Love,
Samantha
OMD that sounds like my mommy complaining when she was on the Six Week Body Makeover diet not-so-long ago. She quit because she claimed her back broke out in eczema (she is prone to al-jerkies of all kinds). I think you should feign some sort of illness, Wally. It worked for mom! You're so cute just the way you are.
I can't believe you haven't become delirious, try not to eat ethel.
Hi, Wally
I know exactly how you are feeling right now! Diets are disgusting but I have to admit that they work!
I hope you will not be on a diet forever!
Have a good night
Lorenza
Oh no! The dreaded D word! The only time I had to diet was when I was on steroids and I had the ginormous body of a fluffy fat pig with a tiny pin head. I feel your pain. J x
PS Your pawsome Xmas card arrived yesterday! Thanks pals!
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All the dogs here are on a diet, but no one has told them. Dawson gets the vension food to see if it will get rid of some skin problems. I feel for you big guy. Maybe you can get the Ma Ape to make you some of those good looking chicken thighs from Joe Stains mom's food site.
No way, you on diet? Actually, we are now on a diet again coz we've put on weight. Yes, me & Choe. NO!!!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
hey Walleye- just so you feel a teensy bit better: our Servants are on a diet!!! Ha ha ha ha ha they are starving, and our food is starting to look good to them!
Just thought you might enjoy thinking about hungry humans.
wags from the whippet waggle
Sorry to hear about the D, Wally, but glad everything else seems okay. We like zaftig!
J&N
Wally, The diet totally bites, and not in a literal way, but you could be well on your way to becoming the Bridget Jones of the dog world. I smell a movie deal.
xo
SB
life is too darn short to diet.
What are a few love handles between friends I say?
love and plump licks, Marvin xxxxx
Oh wally...you are going to wither away to nothing! That just can't be!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Oh Poor Poor Wally!
I know for a very hard fact that dieting is HORRIBLE! But I've lost a very hefty 30 pounds & now I'm acting like a puppy again...
Maybe you should take up a hobbie like Maggie & Mitch suggested..fly fishing? no..you could eat the fishies then...maybe knitting? or tramboline jumping?
The possiblilities are endless!
Love & Licks,
Randi
ps...today is my BURPDAY! & ITS RANDAY!! WHICH MAKES IT A RANWEEK!
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