Rumor on the Yard
The apes are whispering. The rumor on the yard is that I'm going to the vet tomorrow. I'm not pleased. That dude is always poking me with needles, putting things in my bum, looking at my teeth and laughing. Not cool. Sissy thinks I am getting a lobotomy. I thought maybe neuticles.
Just in case, I am practicing my ferocity. I will not be a conehead. Maybe I should practice my ferocity with a ball that is not pink.
posted by wally @ 4:25 PM
10 Comments:
Pink is OK, pink is preppy. Just no ruffles on the ball, Ok?
We hope the vet visit goes as well as these things can
WTF dude, you ok??
Pink can be perfectly manly Wal, no worries.... but how did the visit go?
Let us know something as soon as you know something!! Oh, and if you get Neuticles we wanna see a pic.
Tucker
PS It's Sam that wants to see your new balls, not me. I swear.
We won't reiterate our appreciation of neuticles... regardless, we hope all goes well with the vet.
You look like you've been having a great holiday season, in any case--as you were, buddy!
J&N
Hope you're ok. We're not crazy about seein' our Ol' Poke n Stick, but sometimes he gives us delicious yummies to ease his conscience. That's ok.
worried wags-
the whippet waggle
Uh-oh.
If you are not back in 48 hours we will send a search party....
Wally, we got your card yesterday & I was commenting on your pink tennis ball. Very few can carry that look off. We are two of the most handsomest.
Hope you're just going in for a tune up. If they put any sticks up your butt...pee on them!
Sherman
Walls!
I too am hoping it's just a tune up. But if it's not, please don't give in to the pressure of the "bootiful people with bootiful dogs" and get the neuticals. You're way cool for that, and I like the au naturale look anyway.
Keep us posted, man.
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
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