The Lady is a Champ

I received a small box in the mailables yesterday. I was a bit worried because it had writing in tongues (ie, French) on it. But I opened it and it was from my Girl Up North, Sophie La Brador.

I read her (long) letter very very carefully. I even drooled on it, as you can see. She told me she had sent me eatables in the shape of apes and a Big Ass! Oooh! How exciting.


I immediately took a liking to the snackables, as you can see.


Mine!


My ma ape knew these were no ordinary snackables when my sissy took an interest in them. She usually only takes an interest in the meatables.

My ma ape is a bit worried these snacks may contain a highly addictive substance because we went MAD for the Ape Snackables. We made blissful faces:



And Doofus faces:


And yes, Sophie did, indeed, get me a big ass:


Yup, smells like a big ass!


Sophie is worried that her gift may land me in Gitmo. I know you just want me to seek asylum in Canada! Until then I will keep biting my toy until I hear him squeak "I resign!"

Thank you Sophie!