Wally Kisses Up
Pippa wanted some tips on how to bend the naked apes to your will. Easy:
1) Lean in and begin showering with kisses.
2) Smooch vigorously until subject begins to giggle.
3) Whisper in a barely perceptible voice: "Doesn't a dog this sweet deserve some sweets?"
It works every time. EVERY time. Suckers.
Labels: Chef Ma Ape, family, kissies, love, Wally, wally loves
posted by wally @ 7:18 PM
21 Comments:
Wally, you make the greatest smoochie faces!
Wow. Wally. I had no idea you were such a lovey dovey. I don't believe for an instant that was just for food.
Hi, Wally.
With all those kisses sure you mom does whatever you want!
That is true love!
Have a good night
Lorenza
wally, good idea. but for me, i have to wait for my apes to lean down before i can start kissing them like you! i'm short.
wet wet licks
Boo
Wally, I always learn something from you that is for sure!!! I bet your kisses are the bestest!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Dakota was taking detailed notes. I expect her to try it any minute. Before she read your ideas, she was trying the stare-down.
you are like the professor of doggieness, thank you!
Wally - that' the first time I've seen you next to a human... you are... erm... smaller than I thought!
ROFL!
Nice work there Wally, I'm taking notes.
Licks
Oscar x
You're a great kisser Wally! I can see that your ma ape is totally enjoying the attention!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Oh, I bet your hooman's face will be covered in all slime after that! Hehehe!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Lola is the smoocher in the this house. She even kisses ME (which I quickly put a stop to...I mean, come on...she's my SISTER!).
Sherman
Well thanks Wally.
I'm not sure that's quite what I expected.
You do have a long tongue, don't you?
You see, (pause), I really don't do this whole kissy thing.
Ya got any other tips?
Pippa
Woober!
Awwww. I'll say it again. I knew you were an old softy. (There's NO WAY all that smoochin' was just for eatables - I think you're using that as a cover to love on your ma ape).
BTW, your ma ape looks like she's just a pup herself.
You obviously have a lot of expereience in the love arts. Ever think of writing a book on that? Instant bestseller for sure.
Goober love,
Stanley
Hmm I don't do that whole kissy thing much. Flash does though.
Hey Wally,
I don't lick that much..but when I do, it shocks my parents like crazy. Hahaha!!!
*SLURP!*
wow! I thought you were going to eat her then!
Wally, if you lick inside the ears, up the nose, and on the roof of their mouth, it'll make them giggle faster and consequently you'll get what you want faster. Or else they'll just give in to make you stop the french kissing.
I am sure you will be getting many of those wonderful treats from the last post. Your Ma Ape must love you lots to make you all those wonderful foods. I even saw organic on a package. Nothing much better than good dog kisses.
now that is what I call a smooch!
n.mom
Ernest does it via the vulture basset.
You are the king of kisses dude!
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