Boring Like Beckham

While I am working on my acting chops (see my Oscar-worthy performance in Like a Dead Bird below), I thought I would show you a picture of my sissy and I auditioning to play the role of David Beckham. We watched his debut last night in an exhibition match with Chelsea.

And while the stadium sold out and there were at least 9 kazillion cameras there, he spent most of the time on the bench due to a hurt ankle. This is what it looked like:


And then some more sitting and looking, and sitting, and looking, and occasional chatting, and then more sitting. But they caught it all on camera. And did running commentary on Beckham's sitting.


I think I should get the role because, while David Beckham may have limited ankle usage, he appears to have complete control over his tongue and does not let it loll around outside of his mouth like a CERTAIN dog in in this photo. (and AlSO he is BEYonD his PRIME YEERS just like YOU--haha! Ethel rulz!)

Also, I am devastatingly handsome which I hear is also the case with Mr. Beckham. I cannot comment about whether my ma ape spent her time sipping champagne and chatting with celebrities during this shoot as did Mrs. Posh Beckham.