My Wild Weekend

I have been having a busy weekend. I had many things to do.

First we went to Venison Field where we hunted the mighty deers. We had to walk around the edge to make sure Bambi wasn't hiding. We didn't find Bambi but LOOK! We found a plastic bag. That's exciting, right? It could either 1) have groceries 2) be a poop container!


Then I decided I'd try to teach my sissy to walk upright in case we need her to work as a spy and walk amongst the naked apes.


Um, I'm not sure a body is supposed to do that.


She'll need to do some work if she wants to blend in. My what big teeth you have, Ms. Ethel!

I was very busy, too. My weekend got off to a rough start. Here I am Saturday morning next to a toppled and nearly empty bottle of vodka and a bike helmet. I don't remember how THAT happened.


Why is it so bright and loud?

I practiced posing. These looks don't just handsome themselves, you know.


My handsomest grin. And if you look in my pupils you can see a reflection of my sissy's butt!


And we got our first veget-ables in the garden! Here is my very first eggplant. It's funny, when my ma ape said we had an eggplant I was excited because we eat a lot of eggs. But this doesn't look like the eggs I usually eat. We'll have to see how it tastes.


Here is my sissy standing next to the garden which has gotten SO BIG. The okra is on the left and the maters on the right.


And what did we do after the park and the vege-tables? Why, it's bone time, of course!