Saturday, June 30, 2007

Foodie Post

I like to talk about my food. And so, I will.

First, I'd like to share my progress in my hunt for the First Tomato of the Season. I am drawing near to the kill. I stalk it every time I go outside and any day now it WILL be MINE.

But first, we had to have dinner. Imagine my surprise when my ma ape said we were having Quayle!

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The former Vice President? My ma ape likes to joke that she is a vegetarian who is not opposed to cannibalism because she LIKES animals, people not so much. But I thought she was joking.

And recent history has been kind to Mr. Quayle. I mean, remember the halcyon days before the Imperial Vice Presidency when the Veep spent his time teaching mis-spelling to grade schoolers and scolding fictional characters?


Hmmm. He tastes like poultry. Chickenhawk?

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15 Comments:

Blogger Suki said...

Sorry, Wally, but you spelled "tomato" wrong, it's actually "t-o-m-a-t-o-e".

Hehehehe! That guy is such a moron!

Puggy kisses
Suki

8:03 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

ummmmm....tomatoes!!! I didn't realize tomatoes had toes...hee, hee, hee!

So, DOES quail taste like chicken???

Inquiring minds want to know...
Lots of Licks, Ruby

10:14 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

oh my god! Who will it be next? I advise staying away from the Cheney. I hear it's tough and you never know what's hiding under that rib cage. But I have been hearing some speculation lately that ground up, it might make a good pesticide.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

p.s Did you see how brazen that little Suki has gotten? Woah! Pups these days.

10:20 AM  
Blogger Suki said...

No, no, I wasn't really correcting Wally, Sophie, I was making fun of stoopid Dan Quayle correcting some kid for spelling "potato" or "tomato" wrong when the kid actually spelled it right. I would never ever say something like that to Wally: he's my hero! :)

Puggy kisses
Suki

10:37 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

You're everydoggie's hero, Walls!

You are a Woober Boy, Tomato(e)-stalking, Corgadorian Gray! (You can tell us Wally, do you bat for the other side?)

Goober love,
Stanley

10:48 AM  
Blogger Toby said...

Kill those tomatoes!!! The more the merrier!~ I don't get it. You have trees that with treats hanging off of them??? Jeez, we don't have anything cool like that around here. The only thing hanging off the trees here are stupid leaves and the odd spider. Neither is yummy!!!

Is your Ma Ape gonna be stopping in Vancouver soon?? Cuz if she does, she better bring you along!!! We can chill at the starbucks together.

PS: At least your mom moves. My mum just sits on her butt and remains mostly motionless. She's like a vegetable. Hahahah...

Tobes

11:09 AM  
Blogger Cody, THE Fussy Pot Pants said...

This is one topic I can't understand cos i m not a foodie!

I never tried tomato-es before. are they any gd? How abt the hooman? They looked kinda gross to me! I don't think I can stomach a hooman!

Tag u okie?

11:26 AM  
Blogger Kerrio said...

Cleo likes toms too- I have to kep the GH door shut.

We've already had our first few :)

11:52 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

Jeez, I never get dead bird and you are eating it all the time!
Ike

5:07 PM  
Blogger Buko, Jackson, and Narra said...

Ew, mention of Quayle made us lose our appetite! Talk about unfortunate associations...

BJN

5:53 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

are there tennis balls inside of quayles too?

7:23 PM  
Blogger Nanook and Pooka the Newfoundlands said...

we got our pressie just now Wally! My mama is uploading the pictures right now. She's having trouble because she can't stop laughing! You were very super generous, although I don't know WHEN Pooka will forgive you!

7:59 PM  
Blogger Charlie said...

You mean those red things are edible???!!! Moommmm... you've been holding out on me@!!!
- Charlie

1:28 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

You like tomatoes? Yucks!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

2:58 AM  

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