Thursday, June 28, 2007

Braying Asses

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Can you spot the Big Ass in each of these pictures? It appears ol' Mitt (currently a frontrunner in the GOP Prez race) has a small penchant for animal cruelty. Hilariously, he revealed it as a part of a story he thought would show his Presidential muster:

The reporter intended the anecdote that opened part four of the Boston Globe's profile of Mitt Romney to illustrate, as the story said, "emotion-free crisis management": Father deals with minor — but gross — incident during a 1983 family vacation, and saves the day. But the details of the event are more than unseemly — they may, in fact, be illegal.

The incident: dog excrement found on the roof and windows of the Romney station wagon. How it got there: Romney strapped a dog carrier — with the family dog Seamus, an Irish Setter, in it — to the roof of the family station wagon for a twelve hour drive from Boston to Ontario, which the family apparently completed, despite Seamus's rather visceral protest.

Poor Seamus! I would like to see if Mittbot makes that same honking noise my Big Ass does if I bite him in the belly. But maybe Mittbot could incorporate it into a campaign slogan: "America: Get in the car with Romney, get crapped on."

"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." Immanuel Kant.

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Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh my gosh!!! How could they do that to that poor thing... My god! What kind of people is this???

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

6:48 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Ahahahahahaha! That's the perfect slogan for him!!

I'm going to send him a box of poop as my contribution to his campaign .


7:07 AM  
Blogger Finnegan said...

That is enormous animal cruelty. Let's strap him to the top of something. What an ass indeed.


8:02 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

I think we all should bite him.

8:11 AM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa, said...


As someone said.

Mistress says to tell you she got bored after reading 2 pps of sanctimonious drivel.


8:12 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said... Mom and I hadn't read about that. That's just wrong...imagine what he is going to do to the country if that is how he treats his doggie!!!

GRRRRRRR...I want to bite him...hard!


9:21 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

oh my god. i don't even know what to say. this guy is a total asshole ... and obviously an idiot. And who ever is managing his campaign and publicity, clearly is against him because this has to sink him. I just hope it doesn't give other stupid people stupid ideas.

10:26 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Holy... WHAT?! What in the world?! I don't even know what to say!

11:30 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

What to expect of someone who makes up stories to fit the occasion?? My only concern -- cause I see you like Jon Katz -- is that calling the Mitt an ass is pretty insulting to donkeys. If you take a look at Katz' new Dog Days, you'll see that donkeys are sweet, loving animals who deserve better. As a matter of fact, we aren't sure any animal deserves to be insulted by the comparison!!

Jake and Just Harry, two wire fox terriers who have never bitten anyone, but would be happy to make an exception in this case!!!

12:06 PM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Wally, Me again. Thanks for visiting. I just reread your profile and saw you liked the Triplets of Belleville. Mom absolutely loved that movie. She said she'd try to find it again so we could enjoy it too.

More seriously, how do we get one of those purple click here thingies on our blog?


12:37 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

you always keep us up to date on politics, which is good because Mom is real lazy!

2:01 PM  
Blogger CASPER AND PALS said...

What an idiot- the poor dog was probably terrified! I hope all the dog lovers don't vote for this idiot!

2:55 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally
I have a word for this man but I can't write it here!

5:26 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


I've been reading all week but my girl locked me out of the pooter, so I'm just now commenting.

First off, this guy is a major ASSHOLE! My girl wasn't going to vote for him anyway, but she's making sure any Repooblicans she knows hear about it.

Second, someone should go find him, poo on his pillow, bite his crotch and pee in his cereal bowl... for starters. People should have to pass a decency test to have a dog (or a cat).

My mom's lazy too, so thanks for keeping us informed.

Goob love,

10:30 AM  

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