Safer Bully Sticking.

It's been nice out so we've gotten to have our bully sticks outside but I believe this may pose a serious risk to our health. I'm quite worried of things falling out of the sky to bop us on our noggins. My fears include, but are not limited to: skydiving buzzards, hunks of airplane waste, other dogs pouncing, flying cats, and asteroids. See, here, my sister's head is completely exposed. Now, it is less of a problem for her because she has a skinny little head with not so much inside of it. You don't need a big brain to spend your days contemplating where the next tennis ball will come from.


But my head is ENORMOUS to protect the gigantic brain inside. It is needed to think about weighty issues like naked ape stupidity, the comparative tastiness of rabbit vs. salmon, and how I will propagate the valuable commodity of the corgador without my family jewels. So I have co-opted my mawma's new bicycle helmet.


Yup, nothing will scramble these valuable brains!