Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Wally at the V-E-T!

I had to go to the V-E-T yesterday so he could draw my blood (supposedly for tests to make sure my Pemobendan is not hurting my kidneys but I know it is for cloning purposes!!!!) and to collect my wee which I thought was a little weird but whatever floats their boat. They also had to check my blood pressure which has returned to normal in spite of me having to live with the peppy sheppys.

You can see how excited I am about being at the V-E-T even though they shower me with attention and Ms. Sheree came out just to give me a hug and a kiss.

And while this was just a check-up I did receive really horrible, terrible, awful news:

My weight is dropping precipitously. Like .1 pounds in the last two weeks! My goodness. I believe that I suffer from a condition called "My Ma Ape is starving me TO DEATH." The vet ORDERED her to get three T-Bone steaks and apply them directly to my food bowl. She has not yet complied with the doctor's orders.

I hope I do not faint again from the hunger. Oh, the hunger!

We did get marrow bones when I got home. But mine was the smallest. I'm still hungry.

Send help immediately.

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Blogger PerfectTosca said...

Wally dood, I am glad your BP is good. I know what you mean about the vet. I got there and do everything he tells me. I even put my paws on his chest when he tells me so he doesn't have to bend. So what do I get? A crappy "healthy" treat that tastes like crap.

6:45 AM  
Blogger Princess Patches said...

Wally, how about a couple of nice juicy pork butts to go along with the t-bones? We don't want you to pass out from lack of foodables! We're really glad your blood pressure is good!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

6:48 AM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Fear not buddy!

The holiday season is near and we know how apes tend to drop food!

Glad your vitals were good!

WOW - you weigh more than I do - I was 46.7#!


7:02 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally, Good to hear that things are good, except for the extreme cruelity of your ape in the food department. My mom is waiting in line for the first Woober clone. She says she will pay anything.


10:07 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Oooo..I'm with Sophies mama..if only one clone is produced, I will move to Canada & maybe Sophie & I can live side by side in some awesome deluxe french duplex or something..& SHARE THE WOOBER-CLONE.

I think I'm gonna send you meals on wheels...

love & licks,

10:50 AM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

Umm, I haven't seen 50 pounds since 2005. I hope I'm not too much Hound for you now that you're svelte and all. Hmmm.

Maybe I can steal the plastic and send you some Omaha Steaks.


10:56 AM  
Blogger Nancy at the Farm said...

I am calling the ASPCA right now and turning your Mum in for the reqard. How dare she starve a small, pathetic creature like you? How dare she! (she must be related to our Mum who is the cruelest creature on earth and keeps on tiny kibble rations - just enough to keep us breathing but nothing more!)

Your brother in pain, Dozer

10:59 AM  
Blogger Eduardo said...

Well your Ma Ape best comply asap or I'm gonna call the animal protection agency & get them down there with three T-Bone steaks!(sorry Ma ape doctor's orders!)
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

1:33 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Wally...practice looking pitiful. You even weigh more than I do!


2:51 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

Wally dude: i'm glad things are getting better for you!

I so know about the hunger pains..I have them all the time..I bark, cry, give that pitiful look and nothing works. Let me know if you figure something out!

4:51 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

I hope you made it home wifout any mowe fainting spells fwom hungew..tell youw Ma ape that doktow's owdews have to be obeyed...I'm happy you had a good check up othewise, and Hope you get youw daily Tbone!
love andsmoochie kisses

5:47 PM  
Blogger Katy said...

Dude, what is your ma ape DOING to you? Srsly, not cool. I think you need, like, 5 or 6 steaks. That would be much more helpful :)

6:19 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

I worry about those vets collecting our precious bodily fluids. They might be performing weird experiments in the back room. Next time, try to substitute pee from your goofy brother.

Also, I am very concerned about your rapid weight loss. It is obvious that you are wasting away. Maybe you can order some camel meat from Australia. I hear they have an excess down there.


7:48 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

dude, you are disappearing?! You are going to be a big black fur blanket with no inside parts soon?! I am worried about you. MA APE ADMINISTER THE STEAKS!

9:38 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

How can Ma ape go against the doctors orders? That is just wrong

11:23 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Wally Woob!

The Republic of GooberStan will take it to the auction block with Sophie's mom over your first clone. We HAVE to have our own corgador (all royals DO, of course)!

As for your food situataion, we're aire-lifting a big juicy bull from its pasture here in G-Stan to your back yard. He has yet to be de-pizzled, and he'll be waiting for you to hunt him down for snacks.

Goober love, and hold on...

4:21 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

What do you mean she didn't follow the dr's orders?! I'll send you my left overs, if were any.

Simba x

9:04 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

A tenth of a pound!!!???? Walleye! Soon you will be a whippet! Umm... well... except for your legs... harumph, anyway, you'll be whippet like.

wags from the whippets

1:33 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

You look like you are wasting away! Dude, you need to come here!

7:18 PM  
Blogger the Corgi Girls said...

Wall-E! Don't loose that svelte figure of yours!

M & I

12:45 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

You weigh under 50 pounds? Geesh I thought you were a big dog!

Bussie Kissies

6:44 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

I am so late in my commenting, but your headline grabbed me, so I had to come over to check you were ok!

Phew! I am so glad you are ok, although the weight loss must be a great shock for you, I insist your Mama gets those T Bones out for you pronto.

If not I will walk over to yours and stand over her whilst she gets them into your bowl.

I cannot bear to think of Wally starving.

It will put my blood pressure up.

Not sure about 50 pounds, I weigh in continental measurements, apparently a miserly 23.5 kgs, so think I will grab myself a steak tonight too!

love and hungriest licks,
Marvin xxxxxxxxxxx

10:40 AM  
Blogger Poppy said...

I am sorry about your bum ticker, Wally! I have some news that you can add to your "good for my ticker" pile: On Thursday, in the NCAA Women's Volleyball Semi-Finals, your Nebraska Huskers forced Penn State (undefeated for an entire year) to five sets! The Huskers ended up losing in set five, but still, to take two sets from them was excellent! It was pretty awesome!


2:16 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Hey Wally...I don't want to alarm you or anything..with your bum ticker & all..but I just might need to check into rehab cuz I'm going through MA-JOR Wally Withdrawl...

The shakes are horrible & if I don't get a little fix soon...well, I just might be in rehab over the will santa paws find me?


love & licks,

8:09 PM  
Blogger Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Wally, you'r looking so svelte! Congrats on your BP. Hope your heart heals up just fine!

11:10 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

We are bidding big bucks on that first clone. I know where that magic plastic card is kept and have learned the password to the Paypal account. We are in like Flynn.
Tell Ma Ape that it is not ethical to starve you and make you put up with preppy sheppies.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

I think you could afford to lose a few stones. Heehee!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:50 PM  

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