My Achey Breaky Heart
Well I went to the vet and it turns out I SWOONED. I had a syncope or fainting spell because of my bum ticker. My heartrate is way too high. Like 250 beats/minute. And I have high blood pressure. And the vet told me I have Tacky-cardia. HOW RUDE. I happen to know my heart is very classy. So I'm going to have a consult with the cardi-ologist (he specializes in cardigan corgis?) to decide what to do. For now I just have to take it easy. No shouting at the neighbor or brudder-humpa-humpa. In other words, no fun. 
My ma ape has noticed a pattern wherein I have a medical emergency right around the holidays. Three years ago I had a back problem and then she spent all night with me in the ER after I ate my whole (sample) bottle of Rimadyl. And then two years ago the vet detected my heart problem (then manifesting as an arrhythmia and murmur). And now another ticker/vapors problem. Maybe when I visit and they take me in the back "for tests" I am eating brisket while the vet tells me how to help him get $$ to pay for Christmas presents.
My lips are sealed.
posted by wally @ 1:28 PM
27 Comments:
Get better, Mr. Corgador. I know your cardia is certainly classy.
Beckett
Well, maybe woo shouldn't visit my blog nor should I visit woo -
Maybe I am the khause of it?
Make sure your apes take good khare of WOO or I'll khikhk 'em in the butt!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Wally, Wally, Wally...what are we going to do with you. Take advantage of the Ma Ape waiting on you paw and paw! I'm thinking very good thoughts for you!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Oh Wally - Surely your have ticker troubles cuz your heart is just oozing with love for all your girlfriends & bromances...
Please only take the recommended doses of your ticker meds that the vet give you...they are not like a sample candy jar on the counter...
& tell ETHEL to use her WHISPER voices...
& tell Oscar BST to keep his sharkie teethies in his own mouthie...
You need some serious R&R... (Randi & ((more)) Randi)!
Love & Licks,
Randi
You need to get the two sharks to pull you around in a chariot so you don't over-exert yourself.
Slobbers,
Mango
I always get sick for the holidays too. It keeps mom home. It's a good plan. I sure hope they can deal with that tacky-cardia. My human aunt has that too. Her heart is always racing all over the place and then she has to go get some crazy shot at the human vet's place. I hope you don't have to get crazy shots too, but you know how those vets are. They better give you excessive amounts of cookies. Watch your salt intake and try not to think about me so much.
xoxo
SB
Mum is wondering if you would send us your mailing address for our Christmas card. You could send it to admin@senorpuppypants.com.
You should get a new bed if you are swooning...tell your Mum.
Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper
Wally: My Grandpa Ape has that, and he gotted a PACE-maker to help his heart keep better rhythms. Do you need one? Maybe he has a spare?
Hope your vet charges less than his
Gussie
Oh Walleye... Make sure every medicines gets wrapped up in a big steak or a whole ham butt and then spit it out so they try again. Or a pill pocket which are crazy good in a twinkies kind of way.
wags from a Very Old Whippet
oh wally baby, take it easy dude. I'd so hang out with you if I lived closer.
take care, my friend.
luv ya
Lola Smiles
xox
Feel better, Mr. Corgador. We're keeping paws crossed for you.
Dearest Wally,
We are sending healing vibes to you and calming vibes to your ma ape. We know that she must be very worried about you. Stay strong, oh handsomest beast. We love you!
Miss Kitty and her TLO
Hi, Wally!
I hope you get better soon!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
wally dude, SOPHIE has issues around the holidays too, she had to go to that VET today too! Last year her liver broke, the year before that her leg broke. I don't want to say you two are a whole lot alike, but ya kinda are. BUT I AM STILL NUMBER ONE!
I hope you get better dude.
oooh wally. Get better soonest. You better not get sick around AAG (the geographer's holiday) because my ma apes are dying to meet your specimen.
xo,
ernest
Woober Walls!
Your cardia is not a BIT tacky, and I can't imagine that you'd EVER need a pacemaker. I've always said, like the GoGos, you've GOT THE BEAT, man!
I too had the same thought as Randi about your heart full of love for your bros and bitches. Maybe you're just too giving of a dog. It happens.
Be sure to make Oscar Bean & that Ethel Girl BEHAVE so your ticker gets a chance for a little rest.
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
I hope you are ok. That sounds worrying.
Simba x
Dearest Wally!
My heart is thumping with total anxiety about this news.
Please, please get better soooooonio!
You are one classy hearted duderoonie.
love and healing licks, Marvin xxxxx
You better rest up, Wally. And make sure Ethel and Oscar behave in your presence! We don't want you swooning again! Good luck with the cardiologist!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
Awww, Wal, we'll take care of you, bring your achy-breaky heart up here!
;o)
M & I
This will never do. Do you need a transplant. I could volunteer one of these goofs I live with. It's their brains that malfunction, not the heart.
You must stay well at any cost.
Get better soon, Wally. I'll have some extra food in your honor.
Wally-o, Please do not move in with Dick Cheney!!! That does not sound like the right solution for what ails you!!!
We're so sorry you're having problems. And we know you've been hoping for a change of venue that would take you into D.C. -- but, again, not that D.C.
Get better!!! We know your cardio is vary classy, and not tacky at all. But if it's any consolation, our mom has a tacky cardio too and there are meds to fix it.
Wirey love,
Jake and Just Harry
Our darling Wally,We have been awol we know(but we sort have been awol everywhere) PL2 says we do the same thing over hte holidays,so she is just waiting...We think we agree with Ms Sophina...try thinking of her for half the time..it sets your heart all aflutter.......and we hope the cardigan man makes you feel better...love and kisses A+A
Hey buddy,
I have just made mum type a big reply to your ma's Bone Zone topic.
Hope you are feeling better soon my friend - we all know what you (and your ma) are going through.
Love
OPy
so when you go to teh vet around christmas time...you have problems hey...well..i blame the vet...stupid people...how dare they make the Wally ...the one and only corgador....sick....well my short statured little buddy...i sure hope everything is going well...rest alot.....maybe your mom could get a nice ole girl dog to cuddle with you....someone closer to your size....
Wally, I'm sending lots of brown dog healing thoughts your way. I sure hope that cardi-ologist can fix what's wrong. It totally sucks that you don't get to have any fun. Hopefully your ma-ape will try to make up for it with lots of extra eatables.
Brown dog kisses,
Dannan
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