Tuesday, March 11, 2008

A Mighty Stain

This morning I made a tribute to my pal Ikenstein, the proud recipient of the first Stain award, selected by the greatest Stainer of them all, Joe Stains.

After my early morning walk and breakast I settled onto the couch for my early morning nap. And then I sat up, leaned over the edge of the couch and barfed out the Really Expensive Breakfast my ma ape had just made me. Reversal of fortune. Vomitacious. Puke-o-Rama. There will be Barf. It was wonderful. 'Twas a mighty stain.

This picture has nothing to do with the actual stain. My ma ape just said the stain just made her nauseous and she refused to take a picture of it. It is pinkish-orange on our already nasty grey carpet. SO AWESOME.

I hope I paid adequate tribute to my fellow Stainers.

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Blogger Ferndoggle said...

I am way out of practice on my stain making. I'd better get to staining if I wanna hang with the big guys.


8:16 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Wally, hope you are feeling better soon. And that the stain comes out mostly, leaving just a shadow of the mighty effort you made.

gus and muzzer

8:55 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Oh no Wally! Why are you staining? I hope your tummy feels better.


9:03 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Did you eat it again? I like to do that when I throw up my breakfast.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

You did them proud Wally, you really did!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

10:01 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally!
Is your tummy giving you problems??
I hope you feel better now!
I am sure you deserve Joe's award but I don't know if he needs a proof of the stain!
Kisses and hugs

11:14 PM  
Blogger Sancha said...

Hey Wally,

You probably don´t remember me--I had a blog a while back and you posted, but I didn´t know how to read comments until today! (We older dogs find it hard to adapt to new technology. I really treat this computer thing like a typewriter). Anway, I´m all over it now (even learning the textspeak--ROFWMT, BOL), so I hope you come back. And good work on the stain--one sort of goal I set for myself is to see how many different items I can get the vomit to touch. Bonus points for dry-clean only.

12:24 AM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

dude, wow, that is tremendous. I hope the puke was extra chunky and smelly, that only enhances things. Seriously, you gotta get a picture!!

12:42 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Woober Boy!

The REAL question is this: did you jump down and gobble the vomitous mass back up? That is ALWAYS good for a great gag reflex from my girl.

You are a mighty stainer. I am humbled.

Goober love & smooches,

Pee Ess
Hope you're feeling less inclined to stain vomitously and that your tummy is feeling better, man.

1:48 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

I bet that left a great stain. Wouldn't have minded seeing the look on the humans faces as they had to clean it up hehehehehehee.

Simba x

3:51 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

We sure hope your tummy is feeling better, Wally! We wanna see a picture of this stain!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:54 AM  
Blogger Cassidy said...

Whoops! Me puked the other day, but me eated it right up again, yum!

Cassidy x

4:55 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Oh Wally, congrats on the stain, but we hope you feel ok. We're pretty sure you wouldn't have wasted FOOD without cause.

worried wags from the whippets

10:00 AM  
Blogger the Corgi Girls said...

Solid work Wal!

You didn't try and gobble it back up?

10:38 AM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Sound delicious. I almost barfed in bed two nights ago, but my mom woke to the retching - managed to hit the curtain though. Great job - I think you will get the award.

10:39 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

It was probably all that rich food on your delicate stomach. The cats are the ones who usually hak up something here. We will eat it if we get to it before Grammie. Grammie says, "I don't eat it. I toss it in the toilet."

1:29 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Oh Wally...I hope your Tamale Tummy is doing better...My mom says cleaning up puppy puke is much better than human puke...so Puke to your hearts content..

Love & Licks,

2:36 PM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

You're so cool man. She got rid of most of our carpet so there's hardly anywhere to make a stain. Maybe we'll try the furniture.


2:38 PM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Stain on Wally Dude, Stain on!

I am with you all the staining way!

love and stained licks, Marvin xxxxxxx

4:32 PM  

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