Sunday, December 02, 2007

Comedic Stylings

So my ma ape abandoned me last night to see this dude:

Jon Stewart

That's Jon Stewart. On the one hand I'm glad she went to see him because she has been craaaaaanky without her Daily Show and Colbert Report fix. But then she told me he did a bit about his dog and it made me biting mad! Because the whole bit was about his dog getting into the trash and having diarrhea and barf issues. And while I know it's probably hard to get material while the writers are on strike--that's OUR best bit! We dogs have the corner on the poo and barf jokes! And, to prove my point, this morning I whined until my ma ape let me get into the bed with her and then, just as she was about to fall asleep again, I barfed! Awesome! Now THAT'S comic timing, Mr. Stewart.

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9 Comments:

Blogger Patience-please said...

Oh Lordy we were all having a nice post breakfast snoozle when the Servant yelps like she got bit in the butt or something. "OH SHE SAW JON STEWART!!!" she hollars. Humans.

the (now wide awake) whippet waggle

9:40 AM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...

We must be connected through ESP or something this weekend. I pooped on the floor in front of my dad yesterday. Today I spent the early morning hours barfing on my mom. Sometimes it just feels right.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Hey Wally - are you holding the bit of barf in your mouth? What the heck in that thing? Great comic timing...if your ma ape knew what was good for her, she'd stay home & watch the Wally Comedy Show - 24/7 - & then you could decide to spice things up with a little barf...or a lot!

HA HA!

Love & Licks & HAPPY RANDAY!
Randi

10:40 AM  
Blogger Sid the Dog said...

Wally-
J is jealous, especially since Stewart rarely makes his way out to the wild, wild, west. As for the trash issue, I think the barf keeps the Great Oppressors honest... Good work on the barf IN the bed. I'll keep that in mind...

Oh, I'd like to insert a shameless plug for my latest post. I recently directed a film... It ain't Stewart, but you can see me walk on my new bionic leg!

Love,
Sid

10:52 AM  
Blogger Grammie said...

What is the whole wide world do you have in your mouth? No wonder you did the vomit all over the bed. Did you vomit the loofah? Can you interview guests like Colbert? I bet you can write your own stuff or would that be crossing the picket line?

2:03 PM  
Blogger 2shibas said...

OMD! Our mom LOVES him!!! She said she might have pooped or barfed if she saw him in person. Ewwww...even WE think that's TMI.

xo,
Wiley & Fievel

2:33 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally! Have you learned nothing from South Park? You have to go on the road with the barf. You can make millions!!! Jon Stewart is small potatoes in the barf bag of tricks. You could get a movie deal.

xo
SB

p.s. My ma wants to know if your ma thought it JS was good. She's never seen him do stand-up and wonders if he's more funny with less structure.

3:31 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Woober Boy!

Whatcha got in your mouth there, buddy? Is it a big meaty fatty bone?

Way to get your ma ape's attention - barf in the bed is ALWAYS something you can count on.

Jon Stewart huh? I'm wondering if he was funny or not too? What did your ma ape think?

Goober love,
Stanley

11:13 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Yeah my mom is suffering from withdrawal too. Are you feeling ok? Barfing in bed really is the best!!!

Lots of Licks, ruby

7:56 PM  

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