Sunday, October 28, 2007

Walloween Rehearsal

I was torn on my Walloween costume on whether to be a werewolf (run around in my usual fur suit howling) or a soccer player (run around with a soccer ball in my mouth.) So, my girl Friday, Ms. Sophie Loveador, suggested I do both and be a werewolf with big balls.

Great idea Soph! So here I am working on my werewolf face...


Are you scared? Gooberstan, if you need someone to scare your new sissy straight, I'm your man.

And here the wolf takes on the ball.


Nothing more terrifying than a werewolf savaging a pink ball.




Balls WERE harmed in the making of this picture.


I vant to bite your balls!


What??? Quit giggling, I'm being menacing.

And yes, that full moon in the background IS my sissy.

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23 Comments:

Blogger Joe Stains said...

My mom has a friend whose last name is balls, I will warn him of werewolf attacks on balls!!

7:00 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Wally I told the barkalots to contact you re: world domination. We have wallymelon, wallyween, and wallisballs...what next?

7:11 PM  
Blogger Suki & Joey said...

Pink balls...hahaha! You look so menacing, I wasn't even giggling, really, I wasn't ;)

Puggy kisses
Suki

7:40 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally, You totally rock! Especially if you listen to Neko Case while attacking your various balls. Try it. It appears to be excellent accompaniement. Particulary her album called Blacklisted, although I can't say why for sure.
S

8:39 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Wally,
So it's true eh?
A ball in your mouth is worth two in the bush. hehe... :P

9:30 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally
You made the right decision about your costume for Walloween!
I am not so sure about the pink ball but.. who cares?
Have a good night
Lorenza

10:48 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Hey, Woober Boy!

That post was A-MAZING!! I may take a raincheck on putting the smack down on my new sissy. If I need to put a contract on her (just for some scaring... nothing permanent), then you're my dog!

The action shots of you were the best I've ever seen. Your ears were flying very fetchingly. That ball had NO CHANCE whatsoever. And, the full moon, well, that was just puddin' on the cake (some peeps say icing, I know, but we like puddin' even more).

BTW, I'm STILL giggling. Your last comment was quite intriguing, and your accent was perfect!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

11:07 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

That werewolf costume was super scary. I hid under the bed. Especially with those pink balls!

Deefor

11:35 PM  
Blogger the Corgi Girls said...

Size matters Wal, don't let them kid you. I love your costume, the pink sets your coat off nicely, it takes a real man to wear pink you know.

Lub,
;o)
M & I

1:51 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

That is on big, pink ball. And that is scary!
Ike

7:24 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

It's the pink ball that really does it...Archie flew out of the room trembling...hee hee...Lovee A+A

7:43 AM  
Blogger Grammie said...

No wonder your teeth are missing. Catching those balls that way would cause great damage. You do seem to be flying in some of the photos. You must be a mutant werewolf. Check your palms (pads). You can't be a werewolf without hairy palms.

11:28 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Gee Wally - I bet this Wallyween is going to be the best Wallyween ever! and I vote YEA on your costume of choice...wally-werewolf with pink balls....its like a masterpiece in itself! Any chance you'll tell us soon that you've taken flight? You look pretty high off the ground catching those big pink balls...takes a real man to do that!

Love & Licks,
Randi

1:56 PM  
Blogger Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Wally! You have such great ear control!

2:51 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Hey Walls,Cheer up .We had to wait 84 years for our championship....and we love the Cubs so it will/can happen! Love A+A

7:54 PM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...

A Wally-wolf with big balls... What's so funny about that? Mommy keeps laughing. Whaaa?

10:01 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Wally
If I didn't love you so much, I'd be tewwified,but now i'm just giggling,hehehe
gweat choice! I wish you wewe coming to my halloween pawty at my wun..I'd be famous by pwoxy
smoochie kisses
Asta

12:13 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Hahaha! Ware wolf with big balls? Now, that's funny...Love those shot of you & your sissy catching those balls.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

6:33 AM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Werewolf with big balls! You made us really laugh today Wally!

love and licks, Marvin xxxxx

10:39 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Great action shots with the balls. You make a very scary vampire.

Simba xx

10:59 AM  
Blogger Barlow Putz said...

we are jaspher bell, sadie, sandy, speeding, and puke...you are so ugly in a cute sort of way, we love dogs who contibute to society and you totally do that with that ugly ball that matches you, slobber and all

11:31 AM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa, said...

Sorry we looked at this the other day and mistress fell of the keyboard laughing so we never posted.

She tells me it is funny. I don't know why. What else are you supposed to do with your balls?

Pippa

(PS fucom according to the word verification string....)

10:05 AM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Oooooh you got me shakin in my paws!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

3:28 PM  

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