Size matters.
So...I was chattin' with my good friend Rene who told me that he showed my blog to a friend of his and after looking at my pictures she was SHOCKED to hear that I'm a corgador. Because from my pictures she thought I was a....
wait for it...
MASTIFF!
Yes, we now have definitive proof that the camera captures my REAL size.
My ma ape will try to tell you that this photo gives you a good sense of size relative to my sissy but what she won't tell you is that this movie is about my sissy!
So I'm still totally mastiff-sized. No, really.
Labels: big heads, corgadors, ethel, proportion, size, Wally
posted by wally @ 3:58 PM
23 Comments:
You are truly wonderful no matter what size you want to be. Where else would you house that extra ordinary thought machine, but in a mastiff head. Everyone knows that great things come in smaller packages. I think the Ma Ape may have airbrushed extra long legs on Ethel so that she looks so much taller.
Wally, You positively bristle with mastiffness. I hope you aren't bristling with other kinds of stiffness. Or maybe I do. Then I could give you a massage. A THERAPEUTIC massage ...... of your legs and shoulders and back and stuff. I'm not being crude, Wally. Really.
xo
SB
My sister E.Rabbit says that E.Beth has legs that are "freakishly long." But Ethel's look even longer...myabe grammie is right about the airbrush thing?
We keep being asked if Mollie's a puppy, because of her size (and Tigger bounces)! People are often surprised when we say no, she's fully grown.
I think you're perfect just the way you are.
You look pretty studly and muscular to me just the way you are, Wally! Size is not that important!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Well, this new revelation poses problems in the pink tuxedo dept.
Ike
Hmm Ethel's legs look like mine and my mom and dad call me a freak of nature because of them. So I am sure you are huge and Ethel is some weirdo.
oh my, that photo of you and your sissy......
You are truly the King 'cos you have the heart of a lion, the head of a Mastiff, and the body of a champion.
Well, that is the "long and short of it" as far as my comments are concerned tonight, Wally!
Love you lots and lots, your posts always make me smile.
Your Scottish Pal, Marvin xxxxx
ps Jeannie says to tell you "she is always good fun at a Pawty, especially a 24 Hour happy hour!"
xxxxxx
Hi, Wally
I don't know if its just me but you look slimmer in that picture!
Lorenza
You so look like a mastiff Wally!
Ha ha - my massah-in-law was VERY surprised you are so... hmmm, how do I say it.... Uh, *not* tall? No offense. You certainly abound in mastiff-like qualities.
Everything's bigger in Wallyworld...
;o)
M & I
I admit that it's hard to comprehend your exact proportions, even next to long-legged Ethel. You have such a big, strong and clever pawsonality, I can't believe you're... you know... compact! Just be thankful that you'll always be WAY taller than me, as I have no -ador in me.
Now imagine what a pugador would look like!
Wally may be short in the legs but you are BIG in our hearts!
I totally knew this to be true, you don't have to try to convince me at all!
Wally, it all makes sense now! We always kinda thought Sissy looked like she was on stilts when she was standing next to you. But we never would have guessed she's 50 feet tall - which makes you, like, 10 feet tall and that's even BIGGER than a mastiff! You are the biggest mastiff in the woorrrrld! Wow, we are totally impressed!
Wiley & Fievel
I totally believe you!
Woofs,
Finny
Oh, you look like a miniature Mastiff to me minus the wrinkly face, heeheehee! You are unique in your own way! Should be more Corgradors around.
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
I thought you were taller then that. Maybe your sister has been at the "eat me" sweets again.
Simba xx
Someone once asked Mom if I was a purebred Rottenweiler!! Mom laughed and laughed and said "Have you ever seen a Rottenweiler???"
No wonder I have a little man complex.
Sherman
Hahahaha we can't believe how tall (elegant and beautiful) Sissy is.
You are very er stocky though, and handsomely stocky too.
By the way Sophie La Flirtador gets worse.
Pippa
PS I should probably have said I am jealous that Sophs is so keen on you (and a few others too....)
Pipps
Woober Butt!
With all the adulation pouring in upon your corgador self, I hope that you are now completely convinced that we don't care about your actual physical size. We know you're the brain of the outfit!
You might want to check out Miss Brador's offer. She really digs you.
Incidentally, the first time I saw a photo of you, my girl & I thought you might be a Newf with a very short haircut. Go figure.
Goober love,
Stanley
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