Monday, May 21, 2007

The Author Speaks


My last lyrical work inspired some questions, real and imagined, that I will answer now:

Q: Doesn't your sissy get Frosty Paws?
A: Yes. But she eats them slowly and methodically and is not nearly as photogenic when she eats.

Q: Do your sissy's feet really stink?
A: Only if she steps in, erm, recycled Frosty Paw in the yard.

Q: Are those homemade Frosty Paws?
A: Sadly no. These were the last of the commercial Paws in the freezer. From here on out it's homecookin'!

Q: Why are you so devastatingly handsome?
A: Born this way.

Q: Will you celebrate Victoria Day even though you are not Canadian?
A: If the celebration involves food then hell yes, eh!

Q: Where can I get a big ass?
A: Dunno--mine adopted me! HAHA!

Q: Aren't artists supposed to be starving?
A: Suffering for your art is so mid-20th century.

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20 Comments:

Blogger Katherine and Pippa, said...

Kate says - I love coming on here and getting a great laugh

Pippa says - what the hell are frosty paws? it ain't cold here

Kate says - actually Pippa didn't say that cos he don't swear - but what the hell are frosty paws?

2:43 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

You're a hoot-n-a half Wally! One never knows what you'll come out with next!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

4:06 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

I'm so glad you answered my question wally. Thanks

4:23 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

OMDog Wally I'm still laughing at all your responses. You are so funny...and of course devestatingly handsome to boot!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:04 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

handsome, funny, lyrical, you are the total package!

8:30 PM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Oh Wally, you always brighten my day!

Licks
Oscar x

3:29 AM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

such a long tongue...slurp! slurp!

6:01 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Nice tongue! Such a funny boy you are!

Sherman

7:40 AM  
Blogger Finnegan said...

I've been told frosty paws are tasty but I haven't had them yet. Your Q&A was funny AND enlightening!

Woofs,
Finny

7:47 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh good answers Wally!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

8:04 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

All I have to say is that Sam in one lucky lady. ;-)

11:42 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

Nothing better than the Paws, man. I would love to disembowel your big ass.
Ike

11:54 AM  
Blogger Jackson said...

Thank you for clearing those points up for us! I'm glad your sis doesn't really have smelly feet. Jx

12:16 PM  
Blogger Bruin said...

Its so tough to be handsome and artistic!

3:29 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Not only devastatingly handsome, but devilishly so as well.

3:38 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Tag - you're it!!
What celebrity do you look like?
Ike

8:07 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally. You always have the right answers for everything, right?
You are really funny.
Have a good night.
Lorenza

10:58 PM  
Blogger Nugget said...

Yummy and funny! Thank you Wally

1:35 AM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Haa Wally, you have such funny answers for everything


~ Girl girl

5:01 AM  
Blogger Suki said...

You are by far the smartest dog I have ever met, Wally, and I haven't even met you! :)

Puggy kisses
Suki

8:02 AM  

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