The Author Speaks
My last lyrical work inspired some questions, real and imagined, that I will answer now:
Q: Doesn't your sissy get Frosty Paws?
A: Yes. But she eats them slowly and methodically and is not nearly as photogenic when she eats.
Q: Do your sissy's feet really stink?
A: Only if she steps in, erm, recycled Frosty Paw in the yard.
Q: Are those homemade Frosty Paws?
A: Sadly no. These were the last of the commercial Paws in the freezer. From here on out it's homecookin'!
Q: Why are you so devastatingly handsome?
A: Born this way.
Q: Will you celebrate Victoria Day even though you are not Canadian?
A: If the celebration involves food then hell yes, eh!
Q: Where can I get a big ass?
A: Dunno--mine adopted me! HAHA!
Q: Aren't artists supposed to be starving?
A: Suffering for your art is so mid-20th century.
Labels: food, literature, Wally
posted by wally @ 1:50 PM
20 Comments:
Kate says - I love coming on here and getting a great laugh
Pippa says - what the hell are frosty paws? it ain't cold here
Kate says - actually Pippa didn't say that cos he don't swear - but what the hell are frosty paws?
You're a hoot-n-a half Wally! One never knows what you'll come out with next!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
I'm so glad you answered my question wally. Thanks
OMDog Wally I'm still laughing at all your responses. You are so funny...and of course devestatingly handsome to boot!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
handsome, funny, lyrical, you are the total package!
Oh Wally, you always brighten my day!
Licks
Oscar x
such a long tongue...slurp! slurp!
Nice tongue! Such a funny boy you are!
Sherman
I've been told frosty paws are tasty but I haven't had them yet. Your Q&A was funny AND enlightening!
Woofs,
Finny
Oh good answers Wally!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
All I have to say is that Sam in one lucky lady. ;-)
Nothing better than the Paws, man. I would love to disembowel your big ass.
Ike
Thank you for clearing those points up for us! I'm glad your sis doesn't really have smelly feet. Jx
Its so tough to be handsome and artistic!
Not only devastatingly handsome, but devilishly so as well.
Tag - you're it!!
What celebrity do you look like?
Ike
Hi, Wally. You always have the right answers for everything, right?
You are really funny.
Have a good night.
Lorenza
Yummy and funny! Thank you Wally
Haa Wally, you have such funny answers for everything
~ Girl girl
You are by far the smartest dog I have ever met, Wally, and I haven't even met you! :)
Puggy kisses
Suki
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