Friday, December 22, 2006

barney bush's holiday extravaganza.

someone call faux news, barney the presidential dog has released his latest video and it is called barney's holiday extravaganza! the war on christmas continues and the dogs are getting involved! you can see it here, but for those who lack the time, here are the highlights:

1) the president chastising his dog for not having thought things through in advance, lacking a sufficient plan, and being unprepared. (barney--if i were you i'd leave a little 'pre-emptive strike on the oval office rug, if you know what i mean).
2) barney walking past a row of books. of course, he's probably the only one who has ever taken them off the shelf.
3) since the election, karl rove has been demoted to bit parts in the dog films. and, surprise!, he's still a smug bastard.
4) karl rove is the only administration official to not be given a title in the closing credits (other than mrs. laura bush). does this mean he's been fired?
5) tony snow pretends to care what the media thinks
6) the treasury guys calcuate the budget on a large button calculator. explains a lot.
7) barney, miss beazley, and willie (the goddamn cat) are still the only ones who emerge from this mess untarnished.

this image is old but i think it bears repeating. here bush drops his dog barney in front of horrified onlookers. seems like of metaphorical, eh?



Blogger Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Merry Christmas Wally, to you and your family - I hope 2007 is full of lots of bones and treats :-)


8:43 PM  
Blogger Sunshade said...

Barney sure is a cutie, but what I dont' understand is he has a whole white house with gazillion X-mas trees waiting for him to pee on, why didn't he make the white house yellow???

ps. we sent you the e-mail, hope you get it!!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

4:13 AM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

i think its time for a dog invasion at the white house. it looks like a fun place!

12:45 PM  
Blogger wally said...


i agree. maybe i'll run in '08--vote dog-o-crat!


2:05 PM  

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