anatomy of a wally
this weekend i kept wanting to get all up in the camera lens with my lovely mug. so here are pictures of some of my best bits. i'm hoping that the akc recognizes the corgador as a legitimate breed with me, of course, as the breed standard. so here are the important bits:
eyes to spy.
a nose for pee mails.
and a mouth fit for a king of chewin'. with the 5 teeth i have left anyway. best in show!
posted by wally @ 10:31 AM
5 Comments:
um where did your teeth go??
You need to post your breed on wikifido!
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Buster
thanks buster! i'd never been to wikifido but now i have found a new and exciting way to waste even more time! sweet!
joe--the funny answers include: 1) i lost my dentures in a corn on the cob incident 2) i got hungry so i ate them 3) i had a little crack problem 4) i sold them for bully sticks. 5) they got in the way of swallowing my dog food whole so i took 'em out. the not-so-funny but more likely to be true--before my home now i was picked up by animal control and i had an embedded chain in my neck that appeared to have been broken. i had not so great dental health so some of 'em probably fell out but a lot of them look broken off. my v-e-t speculates that i may have chewed through the chain (and who knows what else)and broken 'em. i can still chew and bite really well with what i have left, though. tell this story to your humans so they say "awwwww" and give you extra attention.
wally.
oh no wally that sounds truly terrible. I sure am glad that you found such nice people to take care of you now!
Oh geez, I am getting all sentimental, but remember I really am TOUGH. BUT I do have one extra tooth on my lower jaw, do you want it? Mom calls it my ugly tooth, my vet said its just extra.
ALL THE BETTER TO BITE DOOFUS WITH!
joe,
i appreciate the offer but you'd better keep that tooth for wrangling doofus. plus more teeth my interfere with inhaling my dinner. also i use my toothless mouth to get extra sympathy. the ladies at the vet go ga-ga for me.
wally.
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