Sunday, December 17, 2006


look, i understand that you naked apes can't help the fact that you're hairless (well, sort of. why do you insist on shaving all your bits? that's just weird) and hence, you can't help the fact that you're ugly. HOWEVER, stealing the fur from those of us who are lovelies is NOT COOL. take this story about a coat being sold at macy's as fake fur (appropriately, it is sean john, p. diddy's line so it's by a fake designer/fake rapper!). and it may be made from....dogs! eeewwwwwww!

The Humane Society of the United States said a $237.99 Sean John Hooded Snorkel Jacket for sale on Macy's Web site was described as having an "imitation rabbit fur collar."

But the group said when it purchased the coat, the label read "Made in China" and "genuine raccoon fur." The group said it is testing the fur to see if it is from a raccoon dog, a type of dog raised in China whose fur resembles that of a raccoon.

or take the picture from this post of a real-honest to goodness "bridger mountain man" coyote hat that you can buy at cabela's. for real. and the product description makes it sound even more appealing:

"I have purchased a number of fur hats in my day but this is by far the warmest and most comfortable. Not only does it keep the back of my head warm but you can wrap the legs around your face to block the wind. The only reason this hat did not receive 5 stars is due to the fact that I was attacked by a bird thinking it was wounded prey while I was out for a walk. A rare but unfortunate occurrence when wearing an animal pelt on your head. Also great in the rain. Didn't smell at all after it was wet and it makes a great present. I'm getting one for my wife."

look, stop being so lazy and either grow your own fur or live with your ugly hairlessness, ok? ewwwwwww.


Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

We sent Sean John a nasty peemail.

Bussie Kissies

6:19 PM  
Blogger Sunshade said...

EWWWW is right, why would you want to wear the fur of a dead animal?? How can you sleep at night?? Cruelle DeVil!!!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

4:37 AM  
Blogger Sid the Dog said...

I'm so glad someone else has discovered the treasure trove of hilarity that is the Cabela's catalog. The wearing of a coyote pelt is not so funny, but any Great Oppressor who thinks that this hat is going to go over well as a gift for the wife, who will no doubt be attacked by a flock of crows while running errands with said carcass perched on her head, is up for a surprise!

10:10 AM  
Blogger wally said...

it's got be hard being ugly as a naked ape so they try to pretend their us. it would be pitiable if some poor animal didn't have to suffer for it.

do you suppose the animal carcass clothes are like the low-tech versions of hummers? it covers up a feeling of, ahem, inadequacy?

buster, i hope you told "diddy" his music stinks, too.


10:50 AM  

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