christmas tag!

i've been tagged by buster! according to buster, here are the rules:

The Rules: The player of this game starts with "3 things he/ she would love to get for Christmas" and also has to list "3 things he/ she definitely does not want to get for Christmas". Then he/she tags 5 friends and list their names. The ones who get tagged need to write on their blogs about their Christmas wishes, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. And the one who tags need to leave a comment that says "you've been Christmas tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

so, heres my lists.

3 things i definitely want for christmas

1) mocha the screaming chocolate lab. (he's my pal at the park that i hardly ever seen anymore but i do love him so. put him in my stocking!)
2) a salmon and sweet potato cake
3) three more wishes
4) bully sticks
5) a reasonable and just solution to the turmoil in the middle east enabling peaceful co-existence.
6) more bully sticks

3 things i definitely DONT want:

1) neuticles.
2) a brother. i have learned from joe stains that brothers are doofuses and steal your toys and attention.
3) a goddamn cat.

now i have to go tagging!