Thursday, December 07, 2006

happy burpday mr. jay!

one of the naked apes that i own is having a burpday today! i am mad they are not giving it the news coverage it deserves. i understand someone named "pearl harbor" also has a burpday today. i don't know who pearl is but she must be one great chick because they are talking about her a lot.

here i am giving mr. jay my favorite disemboweled labrador head toy. because sharing is caring. and here is a song i wrote for mr jay. i woke him up to it at 6 a.m. this morning. can you imagine a better wake-up call on your burpday?

happy burpday mr. jay!
happy burpday mr. jay!
you come from the great apes
have a great day today!

happy burpday mr. jay!
happy burpday mr. jay!
i'd like some of your cake
give me some or you'll pay.

happy burpday mr. jay!
happy burpday mr. jay!
you're getting real old
but i love you the same.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy burpday! Enjoy the destuffed stuff.

Bussie Kissies

9:10 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Happy burpday Mr. Jay! If you don't want the disemboweled Lab toy, we will trade you for a disemboweled terrier toy

Gussie and Teka

9:44 AM  
Blogger katem said...

Hi Jay - Those born in December truly are the best! Have a great day!

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Buuuuurrrrrrppppday! Well, that's how I always burp so I thought I'd try to capture the moment. Wally, that was very nice of you to offer the disemboweled lab toy and I hope your naked apes let you play with those stacks of blue books in return. Great Oppressor J has toyed with the idea of having me pee on the really terrible student papers that were obviously written in about five minutes. She thinks it may be the cure for grade inflation. She would also like to do this with any paper that incorporates the assess/asses typo.

12:55 PM  
Blogger wally said...


i will write you a burpday song, too!

happy burpday TO KATE
happy burpday TO KATE
you may live in seattle
but i still want your cake.


4:09 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...


11:23 PM  
Blogger MHS said...

Happy Birthday, Jay! When will we play cribbage?

11:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey wally,

i don't know who is Mr Jay but he sure sounds like someone that you love!


wet wet licks


3:37 AM  
Anonymous Katya said...

Meh. What difference to birthday's make? And why aren't you petting me?

(Sorry about that--gotta do a better job keeping our little K away from the computer. Happy birthday, Jay. Love--Glenn and Amy).

3:22 PM  
Blogger Justin said...

hey baby, sorry I was out of town for some days, so cudnot wish u a happy burpday!!
Recently I came across a post on dog food. Its quite interesting!!

take care

3:09 AM  

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