not me!

let me state for the record that i was not in cedar rapids iowa (though i know someone who went to college there!) on tuesday:

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - An employee working the drive-through window at a McDonald's will have a tale to tell. When the worker went to the open window thinking the car pulling up had already ordered, the people in the car threw a dead cat through the window, police said.

Cedar Rapids Animal Control officer Matt McAtee said the black domestic shorthair appeared to have been dead for a while.

while i do not have an airtight alibi i do lack sufficient motive because i would obviously never leave a drive-through without burgers and at least one supersize.