OSCAR BEAN'S SECOND SECOND BURPDAY!

A few weeks ago we pulled a FAST ONE on APIES which is not hard because they are SLOW! I told them I had my burpday on June 6th so we had a PARTY with PRESENTS and ICE CREAM but my REAL BURPDAY is the 22nd and so I got ANOTHER BURPDAY! (We got the idea for the two week burpday from Joeypalooza.)

The apes asked what I wanted for my burpday but NO MORE TOYS because I still have my Fake Burpday presents so I said PLAY TIME FOR OSCAR. And so I got to play with some buds.

I went to the SPCA and played with Beast T. Beefcake! Wheeeeeeee! I got him SOAKING WET with my SUPER SOAKER TONGUE which is a toy that came WITH the dog. Pawsome.

And then I went to the park and met a BEGUILING LADY (Wally said this. I think it means she is tall? And the color of Waylon?) This is Dixie who was afraid of me especially when I kept biting her butt to get her to chase me.

But then we got along and played nice.

And my friends Tuchuck and Narra were there and Tuchuck found his ball from LAST TIME and could care less about the dogs, even ME and my BURPDAY!

Oh, and then I totally made out with a Husky! Haha! I'm a TEEEEEEEENAGER!


OSCAR BEAN SUPER TEEN TWO YEARS OLD TODAY!

P.S. We all got ICE CREAMS AGAIN!
P.P.S. Thank you J.Ape for taking NICE PHO-TOS of me for my BURPDAY!