Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Pizzle Huntin'

I had been snackless for almost a week. No pizzle. So I decided to take matters into my own paws. It was time to put on my pizzle hunting outfit (courtesy of Gooberstan) and head out.

I even recruited an accomplice:

Our initial perusal of the lawn did not yield any bull sightings so I decided to try another tactic.

First I dug a hole.

Then I hid in the hole.

Then I set the bait--my sissy grazing on grass. Surely a bull would mistake her for a grazing cattles, right?

And was our mission successful?

Mission accomplished.

I can't tell you how I did it. It did involve some big, sad eyes and a ma ape with weakness for big headed dogs.

Tastes as good as if I'd caught it myself.

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Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally, That photo of you and Ethel hunting is priceless. Guess what? We have cow pee-pees here too! I saw them at the store called Zoovrac that the cute young French boys own. The ones who give me treats every single time I visit. And guess what else? They were called "pizzles"! I thought maybe it was French slang for cow pee pee, but then I found out that lots of people call them that. Maybe mom will buy me one some day.


6:05 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

my mom hasn't gotten us bully sticks in forever. It's been awful. Glad my BFF is having better luck though

6:15 PM  
Blogger the Corgi Girls said...

Nice work on the pizzles Wal! We are impressed, although we aren't really sure that bandanna aids in hunting pizzle... are they attracted to that pattern? BOL!

We've missed you SO MUCH Pal! We love you!

M & I

9:19 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

Great job guys, Mom just got a box in the mail from some dudes named drs foster and smith and it smells like pizzle to me!

9:24 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Our servant is SOOOO LAME. she fears the pizzle. Yes. You may weap for us. We are totally bull winkle deprived. Deprivated. Skunked.

sighs from the whippets

10:27 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally!
Snackless for almost a week?? Why?
Good job with the sad eyes... I mean with the hunting thing!
Kisses and hugs

11:30 PM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

You put a lot of time and effort into that. You earned those pizzles.

Simba x

3:11 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

ETHEL is quite the grass eater. You are quite the hunter. Ma Ape is quite the sucker. What more could you want out of life?

11:11 AM  
Blogger Lenny said...

Nice work Wally!
Your friend, Lenny

11:25 AM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

All I have left is this old, gnarly pizzle that I've had forever and I don't want it.
I need to try the big head thing.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Good job using sissy as a decoy.

5:00 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Hey, Woober Boy!

Congrats on the pizzle! While fresh is best, a store-bought pizzle always works in a pinch.

You and Ethel sure look like you take your pizzle hunting seriously. As you should. It can be quite dangerous to the uninitiated.

Pizzle hunting season in GooberStan just started. I'm hoping to get out there soon!

Goober love & smooches,

11:26 AM  

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