Saturday, December 29, 2007

Diet Diary: Day One

Day One: Mad with the hunger. Ate venison and chicken, both on my diet. Begged for sammiches. Got none. Must not be on diet.

I think I can hear my stomach rumbling.

No, that was just a gas. Since released from captivity.

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Blogger Duke said...

Diets stink, Wally! The more you think about food, the hungrier you get! You need a new hobby!

Love ya lots,

6:16 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Poor Wally.... Zoe knows what the diet word is all about. She has a hard time keeping her girlish figure.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

6:20 PM  
Blogger Liza said...

Diet is DIE with a T!! Oh Wally I feel your pain, first my human bakes a billion cookies then when she sees I am now a whopping 87 pounds I am immediate back on the scant cups of dog kibble no people food diet!

WHAAAA I am in solidarity with you my friend!

Love, Dory

6:31 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Woober Boy!

I'm sure you're down to skin and bones already, but at least you know to release the gas from its captive chamber. Otherwise, that gas can be pretty damaging... a blast like that kept inside. Scary thought, man!

Keep us posted.

Goober love & nutritious smooches,

8:33 PM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Hey Walls,

We won't let Mom or Dogdad read your post about the D word, because whenever one of them lifts us up lately, they look at each other and say -- "what lunkers you guys are turning out to be!!!" Now is that nice?

We're afraid that our already meager kibble portions (even the seconds that we demand) will be reduced and our tummies will growl so loudly you'll hear them in Delaware!!

Glad your OK though besides the D..t.

Lots of wirey love to you and Ethel, and thanks for the cute card which we got when we came back from camp yesterday.

Jake and Just Harry

9:15 PM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

Diets stink but I bet your toots smell like ribeye.


10:41 PM  
Blogger Jen and Suki said...

OMD that sounds like my mommy complaining when she was on the Six Week Body Makeover diet not-so-long ago. She quit because she claimed her back broke out in eczema (she is prone to al-jerkies of all kinds). I think you should feign some sort of illness, Wally. It worked for mom! You're so cute just the way you are.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

I can't believe you haven't become delirious, try not to eat ethel.

1:06 AM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally
I know exactly how you are feeling right now! Diets are disgusting but I have to admit that they work!
I hope you will not be on a diet forever!
Have a good night

1:30 AM  
Blogger Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Oh no! The dreaded D word! The only time I had to diet was when I was on steroids and I had the ginormous body of a fluffy fat pig with a tiny pin head. I feel your pain. J x

PS Your pawsome Xmas card arrived yesterday! Thanks pals!

4:13 AM  
Blogger the Corgi Girls said...


Come on, come all...

To the Corgi Lounge New Year's Eve into the New Year!

(sleepovers welcome)

6:06 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

All the dogs here are on a diet, but no one has told them. Dawson gets the vension food to see if it will get rid of some skin problems. I feel for you big guy. Maybe you can get the Ma Ape to make you some of those good looking chicken thighs from Joe Stains mom's food site.

6:37 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

No way, you on diet? Actually, we are now on a diet again coz we've put on weight. Yes, me & Choe. NO!!!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

7:15 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

hey Walleye- just so you feel a teensy bit better: our Servants are on a diet!!! Ha ha ha ha ha they are starving, and our food is starting to look good to them!
Just thought you might enjoy thinking about hungry humans.

wags from the whippet waggle

9:04 AM  
Blogger Jacks, Narra, Tuchuck, and Rousseau said...

Sorry to hear about the D, Wally, but glad everything else seems okay. We like zaftig!


9:49 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally, The diet totally bites, and not in a literal way, but you could be well on your way to becoming the Bridget Jones of the dog world. I smell a movie deal.


11:09 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

life is too darn short to diet.

What are a few love handles between friends I say?

love and plump licks, Marvin xxxxx

11:18 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Oh are going to wither away to nothing! That just can't be!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

11:44 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Oh Poor Poor Wally!

I know for a very hard fact that dieting is HORRIBLE! But I've lost a very hefty 30 pounds & now I'm acting like a puppy again...

Maybe you should take up a hobbie like Maggie & Mitch fishing? could eat the fishies then...maybe knitting? or tramboline jumping?

The possiblilities are endless!

Love & Licks,

2:30 PM  

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