Friday, March 18, 2011

Otis's Pit Boo Workout Routine




This week The New York Times ran a story called Forget the Treadmill Get a Dog about how DOGS are the best workout partners EVAH.  Much better than your fellow apes.  I have decided to monetize this idea to pay for some more snacks by developing an extra magnificent workout routine that you can do at home for the low low price of $1.99, deposited directly into my account at the pet food store.  Put on your legwarmers and headband and let's MOVE IT!



For these next moves I am going to recruit my friend and fitness model Blu from the Delaware SPCA.  Aaaaaannnnddd...

 JUMP!


 Yes, Blu is trying to catch mulch!

For perspective, that fence is a good 7 feet tall.


 And that ape getting the workout hurling the mulch is a good 6'3"



I totally could have done this maneuver but I thought I'd let Blu have his moment in the sun.



WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


 
Now is a demonstration of how I get my heart racing for a little cardio.  



Hey ladies!  I get plenty of exercise in pursuit of love.  


 And now it is time for our cool down.



I recruited the little one for a demonstration of our cool down technique.  ICE CREAMS!  (Note how OBST is always lurking in the background.)



Slobber vigorously and swallow quickly to ensure total brain freeze, the appropriate end to a good cool down.



Did you enjoy this workout?  Then send me some money so I can buy more ice creams!

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9 Comments:

Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

Mesa and Blu could have a jump off!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

9:15 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

HOLY DOG Blu can jump so high!!! She could actually jump over the fence & escape!

10:20 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Wppppeeee...that is some agilities!

we thinks we will bypass your I-Scream fund and hire Blu for a few days to get the muzzer in shape.

kisses
teka toy

6:55 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

I could totally do that too if I wanted to. Yuh. But four on the floor is more my style. Yours too, am I right?

Slobbers,
Mango

4:57 PM  
Blogger Southbaygirl said...

wow...Blu jumps super duper high......wow!! Nice workout routinue-where should mom send the check?

Woof

Velcro

7:43 PM  
Blogger ForPetsSake said...

Impressive!!! Amazing jumps - this would be a great workout if I could EVER get that much air ;)

11:27 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Maybe we should just send you some ice creams.

9:40 PM  
Blogger Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

WOW! That needs to be an Olympic event. Blu would win the gold for the USA for sure. Most impressive exercise tape, although we can't help but note you didn't do much of the exercising :) Maybe we should send the ice cream to Blu? Or maybe he'd prefer a few more sacks of mulch?

Jed & Abby

4:00 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I'll just bring that money in person for you, okay?
xo
SB

5:08 PM  

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