My friends. I come to you with news most alarming.
It has set our young brother a'howlin'.
Even Ethel is quiet and contemplative.
We are wary and uncertain.
You see, we have heard that tonight is The Oscars.
You mean to tell us there's MORE THAN ONE???
We are doomed for sure. Well, we will watch with great trepidation, though we can't WAIT to see what the corgis from The King's Speech are wearing.