Monday, June 30, 2008

Petition for Redress of Grievances

My ma ape is not world renowned for her math skills. But she appears to have a great deal of confusion when it comes to the dinner time. See, Oscar gets THREE chicken backs, Ethel gets TWO, and I get.....ONE!!!

What is wrong with this picture?

As you can see--I am the smallest and thus I should be getting the most chicken backs so I can grow bigger! Duh.

And as you can see, my brother is a snotty teenager:

Real original. He doesn't know how to do the tongue maneuver with panache.

Boredom tongue:

The tongue of disdain:


The tongue of mild annoyance.

Jeez. Will that kid ever learn?

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17 Comments:

Blogger Poppy said...

My favorite is the Tongue of Mild Annoyance. I do that one sometimes by accident while I'm sleeping. So I guess for me it should be called Tongue of Mild Narcolepsy.

Poppy

7:05 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

he might learn but probably not. I think your ma ape needs to go back to school to learn how to count again

8:28 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Wally..by right of seniority, you should get ALL the chicken backs, and you can share if you want.

Gussie

8:47 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

I don't get it. Your Mom hasn't studied her math but perhaps she can study the Caste System or other order systems and realize you are at the TOP and therefore deserve MORE!

8:49 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

They just don't learn like they used to those teenagers. So glad I don't have to put up with one here, yet. I love the tongue of disdain. I also think that would be a great name for a band.

xo
SB

9:47 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally!
Having you as a teacher, he will soon learn how to "handle" his tongue properly!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

10:08 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Ha! we just posted tongues of whipped cream on our blog!

Our servant is hopeless with math. Good luck with teaching yours.

wags from the whippets

11:53 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

You poor thing, they are straving you.

Simba x

2:50 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Do you think maybe your mom needs to go back to school and take a math class, Wally? She's got it all wrong!
We love the annoyance tongue best!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

4:33 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Ugh, my Mom must have had the same math teacher b/c that's how things go at our house. Lola gets 3, Penny gets 2 and I get a measly little ONE chicken back. Hardly enough to sustain life!

Sherman

6:49 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Wally, dude, do you still have legs? I'm not seeing any in that first photo. You look kind of like a barrel.

Sweet tongue moves.

Slobbers,
Mango

6:58 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Oh Wally Tamale...your little bro has so much to learn from his great big brother...& yes..your ma-ape is very bad at math...I think you need quadroople (thats x4 for your ma...) chickenbacks...

I love all your tongues...picking a favorite just doesn't seem right...

Love & Licks,
Randi

9:35 AM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

If you moved here you could share the #1 spot with me. Oh, and my bed.

Samantha

8:22 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Send him my way for tongue lessons.
Ike

9:43 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Woober Boy!

I think I may write a poem about your Tongue of Disdain.

Teenagers are meddlesome self-centered brats. I should know... I'm still one of them.

Let's see you UP the chicken back count, Ma APE!!!

Goober love & smooches,
STanley

9:47 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

How can your Ma Ape teach if she can't even figure out how many chicken backs to give to you.
We liked that lady in China. Grammie would like to do that. Maybe she should go to China and help out.
It is sad that we are seeing more animals in the shelters with more people losing their homes. Stupid mortgage cheats.

9:50 PM  
Blogger The Puppies said...

The smaller pups always get less... i complain about it every day at the food bowl because opal amd marshall get waaaay more than me! It isn't fair is it? :(. Keep trying for more... that's what i always do!
xoxoxo,
maggie

11:48 AM  

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