Thursday, April 10, 2008

OMGeeeeeeeee!


Do you do you do you remember THIS????

OMG! That's when I caught the DEERS! Guess WHAT! That deers is back for REVENGE! I saw saw saw her at the field today! And the mean mean mean ma ape and the STOOPID OPPRESSIVE LEASH kept me from protecting Wallys! The DEERS is like TOTES HUGE now and must weigh 800 pounds! Like that's what Wallys weighs! OMG!

I WANT TO CATCH THE DEERS! I COULDN'T EVEN PLAY IN THE FIELDS BECAUSE OF THE STOOPID DEERS! HELP ME GET OFF MY LEASH! DON'T LET WALLY SEE THE BLOG BUT HE WILL PROBABLY KNOW BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING!

bye ETHEL!!!!!!!

PEE ESS! Look I CAN FLY!

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16 Comments:

Blogger Sophie Brador said...

ETHELLLLL! You gotta get that deer. What is your ma ape thinking. Luckily, I know a bit about this breaking free business. Remember when I snapped my collar to get the cat? Here's what you do. Muster up every ounce of energy you have and just GO! Your collar will snap, your tags will fly, and you will be in deer heaven! Of course, your ma ape has to agreed to not budge even a centimeter -- you know, like she has to "be a tree"? But I bet she can do it. Did she take drama when she was in high school? It's like riding a bike.

Okay, go get 'em girl!

xo
SB


P.S. I've been worried about you guys! Glad everything is okee dokee over there. Tell you ma ape, happy grading and I hope her TAs don't go on strike.

6:37 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

Pretty Ethel:
I can tell that deer is totally scared of you.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh my gosh. I bet that deer is still really afraid of you. You will get it. Just make your break when the ma ape is not looking

7:12 PM  
Blogger Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh dear Ethel, there shouldnt has this leash thingy in this world. Leash is just an useless thingy that only created problem to us.

7:27 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Ettttthhhhheeeel!! Between the two of us, we can totally catch that deer! And have a feast.

Penny

7:31 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

ETHEL!!!

I TOTALLY knew it was you blogging even before you made that clear because of the shouting. You KILL me!

The ma ape must be instructed on how to deal with said deer. You are more than enough dog to take the ginormous deer on, and then you and Wally will have dear bonables for a few days. Tell the ma ape it will cut down on feeding costs if she'll just let you do a little free range deer hunting of your own.

Hope Wally was not traumatized (by the deer or by your shouting)!

I love your spunk, sista!

Goober love & deer breath smooches,
Stanley

7:44 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

HI ETHELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I"M BACK!

TELL WALLY I"M BACK TOO OK!!!!!

I"M SHOUTING CUZ I WANT YOU TO HEAR ME~!

WOW!! Those deers look like they really wanted to play with you or maybe take flying lessons from you..can't tell which...

Love & Licks,
Randi

8:18 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

We'll help! If you take off at 30 mph sometimes you can pull the humans onto their faces in the mud. This is a new and delightful experience for them, and sometimes they are so grateful that they let go of the leash and then the deer is toast.

wags from the whippets

10:11 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

an 800lbs deers?! I bet if you tell someone they will come uh take care of it for you. If so please be sure to send us about 600lbs of deer jerky, please.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ethel!
Can you imagine the meatables you could get from that deer of 800 pounds!
You need a plan to get rid of the leash!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

10:42 PM  
Blogger Maryann & The Brat Pack said...

You gotta just JERK that leash right out of her hand!!!! The worse that'll happen is your Ma Ape will fall down but she'll be fine.

Bear

11:20 PM  
Blogger Harry said...

We have deer in our woods too. Nasty things full of ticks, really best avoided Ethel!

Toodle pip
Harry x

3:48 AM  
Blogger Maximillian the Valliant said...

To the Beautiful Ethel,

I think the deer needs to be gotten, but I have to tell you a secret. If you don't run off when on the leash then your ma ape will think that you are well trained. Then she'll let you OFF leash. Things are so much more interesting OFF leash. But you have to always come when your ma ape calls you, otherwise the evil oppressive leash goes back on.

I don't even have to have a leash on anymore, unless I'm going into the vet or pet supplies plus.

Maxey

6:01 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

oh its Bambi. Be nice to Bambi.

Simba xx

7:45 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

YOU GO, GIRL!

12:08 PM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa said...

Couldn't see the post above but watching you flying is much better anyway. Swoon.

Pippa

2:34 PM  

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