Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Free Gertie

This is Gertie. She's totally cool and likes many of the same things I do, herding geese, sleeping, eating, the works. But if you look carefully at the tags you can see the trials and tribulations of wee Gertie. See, she did an excellent job finding some people. They give her shelter, delicious food, and the occasional belly scratch. Unfortunately, they feel the need to humiliate her by associating her with Michigan football, they of the whiny coach and repeated embarrassing bowl game losses (the size of their loss always in direct proportion to how much they whined about deserving to go to a better bowl game). See, here's a recap of the last time Michigan played Nebraska, the 2005 Animal Bowl. Long story short? 32-28 Cornhuskers.

I think you would look as good as I do in Red, Gertie, so you might consider:


Hell, even THIS would be less humiliating:

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Blogger Stanley said...


I'd like to see you sporting the corncob hat, buddy. You could possibly work out a spokespup gig for the Huskers. (They should be so lucky).

Goob love,

9:09 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

that corn hat would be one giant shank at my house!!!

10:39 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

OMG that hat is awesome!

Love ya lots,

4:42 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

OMG! A huge corn grew on that man's head! Poor fella...Hope it's not too heavy, lol!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Danceri

5:04 AM  

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