Too Hot, Send Frosty Paws
According to Weather.com we are hotter than FLORIDA and TEXAS (only AZ is beating us!). That's just not right.
I am making my scrunchy Too Hot face. It's ruining my good looks.
Here's my plan. 1) Make fruit smoosh. Recipe as follows. Ingredients: cherries, wallymelon, bananas, applesauce, raspberries, honey, pupaya. Get the ma ape to put these things into the fruit killer, grind thoroughly, pour into ice cube trays, freeze. 2) Beg for fruit smoosh by acting melodramatically hot and hungry 3) eat fruit smoosh as fast as possible 4) get ice cream headache 5) pass out from headache 6) sleep through the heat 7) wake the ma ape up when it is cooler at 3 a.m. wanting to play
So far I am at #3. I am eating them fast but not yet at pass-out speed. I need to work on this.
Labels: food, heat wave, poor Wally, weather
posted by wally @ 1:27 PM
19 Comments:
That is hot wally. We are only at 88 here. Good plan hope you get it all done.
You American wimps.
High here of 95.
Don't even bother looking at temps. It's summer. It's warm.
Can never remember where you are in America. It is tooo big.
I bet Sissy is beautiful in the heat,xxxx.
Pippa
Woober butt,
Practice! Practice! Practice!
If you're going to make it through the rest (i.e. hottest part) of the summer, you need to hone those fruit smoosh speed-eating skills. Hope you're passing out in no time!
Goob love,
Stanley
Ethel
Eres guapissima.
I am off to my sofa to dream the night away.
Solamente of you.
Tall, black, beautiful, sigh.......
xxxxxxPippa
That's just plain nasty.
I'll take Maine please.
KuBrin
Well it sure feels a heck of a lot hotter than 85 here, let me tell ya. All I get are puny ice cubes. *sigh* Poor me.
Poor Wally...it actually got a little cooler here...but not much. Stay cool man and eat LOTS of those fruit smooshs!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Oh and I LOVE your idea of getting up at 3am to play. Excellent!
Hey Wally: Hope you have speeded up the eating and are passed out by now. You need your beauty rest if you are to wake up at 3:00 am to play.
Wally, I think you got the NY # wong..it's like 2068 here..I can't even go out to pee...but I like your plan..I'll have to giveit a twy
smoochie kisses
Asta
Hey, Wally! Big dogs are great! We tried Timberwolf but dad says we may not continue. He's noticed we eat a lot of grass since we've been on it. He's going to continue other foods and see if the grass eating stops. Tank looks like a cow when he eats grass. Timberwolf has great ingredients and it's for all dogs. Big puppies can't have too much calcium (less than 1.5%), big dogs should avoid citric acid. My dad likes chixoup, costco, orijen, Evangers cans and Timberwolf. There are dsome others. I'll tell him to do a food post soon.
I'm sure Corgadorian Greys are great dogs, but Newfs rule! We are smart, affectionate, funny and emotionally complex. If you had a newf friend you'd never regret it.
Don't worry about the face. If any of the scrunched upness is permanent, you can always get an injection to take care of it. Besides, I like my men rugged and handsome.
Wally,
Ithought of you the whole time I was eating my WALLYmelon
smoochie kisses
ASta
Hi, Wally.
That fruit smoosh sounds great! I liked your plant until waking you ma up at 3 am. Believe she will not like that!
Have a good nigh
Lorenza
Wally,
Rub some of that fruit smoosh on your forehead to cool yourself down! You're starting to make me pant!
Oh Wally,
I'm sorry it's so hot, but please don't eat too much fruit. My friend's old dachs used to love fruit and he got diabetes! I would not want you to get sick with diabetes.
Ask your mom for a doggy swimming pool instead!
love,
Dog lover
we feel bad for you but not TOO bad since we are still hotter!
Maybe you should be relaxing in your dog pool or sumthing? It's perpetually HOT here. I don't even understand the word COLD.
It's hot here in Malaysia too! You need some Frosty Paws? I can send some to you... Would you like any?
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
wally, don't think u need to beg for the frosty paws under such circumstances rite?
wet wet licks
Boo
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