A Day in the Life of Wally
Here's my day!
After my morning walk and breakie, it's time for....
Roachin'!
And sunnin' my belly. (Don't linger too long on my junk.)
Hey, sissy! Get your own day!
A little rehearsing for my role as David Beckham.
And some beauty rest.
And then I must pray to the Holy Wallymelon.
Dear oh lord of the melons, please turn this stuffy into a gigantic, juice filled Wallymelon that I might stew in its tasty, tasty juicies.
Hey! Don't try to steal my special Wallymelon prayers!
Ah ha! Just kiddin'. I don't worship Wallymelons. But it would make a nice alternative to Scientology, don't you think? Just send me 12 installments of $19.99 and you too can become a Wallymelonist.
And then it's time for dinnertime bones! Eyes on your own meat, sissy!
Munch munch.
Mmmmmmm. Did I make you hungry?
posted by wally @ 7:19 PM
17 Comments:
Oh, what a busy day you had! Yes, you made me hungry! Yum yum yum, drool, drool, drool...
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
I am STARVING now!!! Oh and I would pray to the great wallymelon anyday!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
P(ee)S: My Mom always laughs when you call Ethel sissy...that's because that is what my Auntie (her sister) used to call her when she was little...except it kinda came out like soussie!!! ha!
Yes I am hungry and this big galoof of a foster brother has all my rawhides!!
We loved the praying to wally melon pics.
Have a great weekend - Dory
Wally,
You need more staff. That's all I have to say about that.
Goob love,
Stanley
Pee Ess
Nothing is nuttier than that Tom Cruise... Nothin'.
Sounds like an absolutely pawfect day to me!
Mum bought some wallymelon to try this weekend, I'll let you kno my verdict!
Licks
Oscar x
You've got mom laughing hysterically Wally! Thanks for making her happy. She's been stressed out about this stupid bat! A posting is coming up!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Hey Wally - are you and your sissy on a raw food diet or do you just get lots of meats as treats?
Dude! Send a wallymelon this way ok? Drop it from the sky or whatever...I wanna one.
=) You lucky dog!
Wally, when you're roachin' do you groan & moan WAAaaaaaAAA EEErrrrrAaaaaaaa? Like that? I do. It makes Mom laugh.
Sherman
I think you are on to something with this "Wallymelonist" religion! You could have a HUGE following!
Wally, I got a new shirt with a Wallymelon on it from PetSmart yesterday! I would be a dedicated Wallymelonist but without the batsh*t craziness of Scientology, of course. I mean if someone wants to take some medicine, I'm cool with that, and I certainly don't need a zombie wife!
Woof!
Do wally melonists jump on couches too ?
Frasier
Hi, Wally.
Looks like you have always happy days! I want to be like you!!
Yes, I am drooling too!
Take care
Lorenza
Why do you show us your junk if we can't stare at?!??!?
We're making Mom take your box to the post office on Monday. She's milking this whole broken knee thing TOO far.
Saaaamantha
wow...wally has got some junk in his trunk....i dont know what that means..but justin timberlake said it on tv...you look like you have a very good day all in all wally..and cept for the bone and stuffed melon..mine is much the same...i did have a steak for supper...medium rare....aaahhh the life of a dog...
Don't know about hungry - you made me very tired.
zzzz off for a nap.
Pippa
Hmm.
I'm going to have to do the same thing, but it seems like you do a lot of playing and no napping.
Where are the naps?
ernest
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