The Box

Nanook posted earlier this week that he is curious about Pressies. He will soon find out! I thought I would give him a preview. Ms. Mail brought us a BOX. Now, technically I don't think it counts as a prezzie when you order it for yourself but it DID come in a box all wrapped up so that counts for something.

Here's the box from Only Natural Pet Products. My ma ape likes them because they send my ticker meds. And one time when they messed up the order they sent me new hawthorne right away. (I am not getting any kick-backs from this. Though if anyone would like to send them in eatable form I'd appreciate it greatly).

Here my sissy inspects the box. I'm nice enough to let her share MY box even if she is mean.


We took everything out of the box. I approved each item personally. This time it wasn't so much medicine as FOOOOOOOD. I got cans of TRIPE. And some freeze-dried venison and SMELLY FISH SNACKS. Oh man, I got so excited I started to sound like my sissy. Gross.


I closed my eyes and thought about what it would all taste like. Mmmm.


Here I got to try one of the stinky salmon skin snacks that smelled SO GOOD my ma ape almost gagged! You KNOW it's good then!


I let her give one to sissy because sissy does something funny with smelly fish snacks. She takes them and she ROLLS on them so she smells like stinky fish snacks. She's so weird! AND stinky! Literally!


Can you smell my breath?