Wednesday, July 07, 2010

A Hot Guide to Staying Cool!

Our temperature today was ONE HUNDRED AND ONE! That is even bigger than ONE HUNDRED. Sohot. So we have put together a guide for staying cool which is important when you are wearing a fur coat and/or a manatee costume like Otis Potus.

First, don't let the heat build-up in your bits and frequently air out your pits and parts. FLYING through the air is the best way to chill out.

Don't neglect to cool out your cheeks.

But don't spend too much time in hot places like you brudder's mouth.

Unless that mouth has been pre-cooled with ISCREAM!

Indeed, cooling your mouth is key so don't use too much saucy language that heats it up.

And eat your IScream!

You can also grow your own cooling devices. As you can see here; here is a WALLYMELON in the WILD! And that wild is our garden!

Wallymelon is a delightful cooling device.

But you must be sure to get it ALL OVER for maximum cooling effect!

These are our tips. If it stays this hot for much longer we are looking into one of these get-ups:

Stay cool, dudes!

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Blogger Gus said...

Oh yeah, we want one of those ice beds too!


7:54 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I just want Otis.


7:58 PM  
Blogger Kari in Alaska said...

Otis rocks my world :) Baltimore was super hot this week too. Two days of record highs

9:07 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Thanks for the most useful tips on staying cool. I am going to try and score some of that ice cream and wally melon.

Triple digits here in master chew sits. Way too hot for the Mango.


4:22 AM  
Blogger Beckett said...

Lately it's been even hotter in Delawhere than it's been in Babablama. Weird, huh?

If it makes you feel any better, at least your coast isn't soaked in oil...


6:52 AM  
Blogger The Heartbeats said...

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8:23 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

This heat is insane. But it looks like you guys have the right idea on staying cool. Otis kinda looks like he is enjoying his neck bite there....


8:32 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

icecream is the best! Go lay in the kiddie pool!

9:02 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

I like your tips! And that icy stuff looks fantastic!

9:29 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Your weather sounds like ours. My greatest cooling tip is stay inside where the a/c and the fans are on.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Wowie! You guys get the most awesome foodables!

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Marvin said...

it has been hot here, but cooled down just lately, but that one degree over the hundred is taking it too darn far in my humble Marvin opinion.

I favour the flying through the air keeping your bits cool move personally!

lotsaluv, Marv xxxxxxxxx

3:49 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Wowsers! I think your PSPSA (Peppy Sheppys Public Service Announcement) should have been broadcast on all the weather channels this past week on the east coast!

You could have saved people & pups the misery of not knowing what to do!

& then Wallymelons could have been dropped via FEMA choppers (Federal Emergency Melon Assistance)

Love & Licks,

10:51 AM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

OMD that pic of Otis and his three teefers on the wallymelon ROCKS. It's our new fave.


11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very much GREAT advices! I'm gonna talk to mom abouts that I Scream thing today!

Wiggles & Wags,

9:50 AM  
Blogger Moose said...

Way to stay cool! The Wally mellon pics with Otis' toofers is hilarious!Yummers Iscream!

2:47 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Nothing better than Wally melon on a hot day. Good tips for staying cool.

11:36 PM  

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