It has been raining for 900 days and OMD we are so stinking bored. Here are some things we did:
1. Otis murdered some of the ma ape's bamboo starts.
2. I, OBST, pushed Otis down the stairs.
3. I also discovered I can pull Otis around by his neck waddle. TOO MUCH FUN.
4. We ate bully sticks and then made copious amounts of gas.
We also had to do things like look at old pictures of the good old days when we could play outside.
And laff at some photos of Otis Potus getting stuck in his toy. He is not the brains of this operation. In fact, we're not quite sure who has them right now.
And we played with the Wu-Name Generator! Now we can be in the Wu-Tang Clan! We are no longer Ethel Jean, Oscar Bean, and Otus Potus we are...
Tha Ever So Weary Assistant.
And meet OFFICER STINKAH!
And our ma ape was...Curly-haired Slacker. I'm not even kidding. I believe this Wu-Name Generator could see into our souls!!