Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Ape in the Doghouse!

Our ape has been SO super lazy and hasn't been helping us update our blog. And she's been going to the SPCA to take pictures but she hasn't EVEN done SPCA Saturdays. What would Wally say? Well, we'll give you a clue as to how order breaks down when the ape isn't on her game.

Otis's family is still at the SPCA. LOLOL!

And the appropriately named VIXEN has been testing the limits of pit/pig friendships.

We have been performing various scientific tests such as how many dogs fit on the snuggle ball? (That's Ethel on the left, Boar on the right).

But only one and a half boys.

And we spend at least two hours a day practicing our wrestling skills and so Otis spends most of his days with a wet head and smelling like the inside of my mouth (which is like heaven, trust.)

And I am very very loud when I play, growling and barking and generally making a racket.

This is the sound Otis makes:

And while when he arrived Otis seemed very old and stiff and tired he is, in fact, full of piss and vinegar just like us! He lost a little weight and now he thinks he's a pro athelete!

And if we get noisy and obnoxious enough we lure Ethel in to break us up! Officer Ethel reporting for buzzkill duty!

But now our blog is going to be EVEN MORE NEGLECTED because our ma ape is going to this land called SAN FRANCISCO. We did some research about it on the internets and everything we learned about it came from right wing blogs because they do love to talk about it. We learned it is ruled with an iron fist by this lady.

And it looks like this!

And this!

We don't know if she will be coming back for us!

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Blogger Mango said...

Momma wants to go along with your ma ape after seeing that last photo. Hey! Nothing wrong with looking! Just don't touch!

Otis! You rock! Need some action video of all that wrestling.


6:25 AM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

Baily always seems to have a wet head because of Mesa... enjoy San Fran :)

6:46 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Tell your ma ape not to forget the flowers for her hair...

And perhaps a fire extinguisher because of you know who's incendiary wishes.

Other than that, woof!!!

Jake and Just Harry

8:04 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

OHMYDOG..I think your maape needs to bring you all to SANFRANNY & take you walking near the fishermans wharf & down the crookedest street in the dad took a HUGE RV down that hill one time with friends...hehehe...

& that pit/pig relationship is very modern...LOVE IS LOVE!

Love & Licks,

ps...ETHEL! We both could do BUZZKILL duty..I'm soooo pro at that!

8:45 AM  
Blogger dewdana said...

I do love a good scientific experiment! I could not help but notice that one constant is that Otis fits on the snuggle ball. Nice going Otis! I have been to SF and yes it is EXACTLY like that! Ha ha ha. Ok maybe not. (I am secretly hoping those right-wing blogs keep getting more extreme and proliferating so that people see them for what they are). Funily enough both my visits happened to be during gay pride parade time though so it that last pic was not so far off and I agree with mango momma, nothin' wrong with looking!

9:17 AM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

What IS it with our apes traveling without us all the time??? It's just WRONG.

Maybe Otis is really like 5 years old and your ape was FOOLED!!


9:32 AM  
Blogger Jacks, Narra, Tuchuck, and Rousseau said...

We love humans who are comfortable in their own skin! And we look forward to being comfortable in our very own snuggle ball. Thanks, Otis, for convincing our human that it's a necessity.

We think a trip to SF is a necessity, too! Have a great time, ma ape!!


9:43 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Otis - you look like you are in such pain!

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Otis. You are Most Crafty! Luring in your human like, "oh, I am old and feeble and don't you feel so sorry for me and want to adopt me?" And then when you gets to your furever home - WHAMMO! Good job. Maybe you should gives seminars or something.

That San Fran place looks wicked. And FUN!

Wiggles & Wags,

10:42 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

muzzer says "San Francisco is what you make of it, and the ONLY place I can eat whatever I want and still not gain a pound!"

Have a great time


11:59 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

Who does a better Ack than Bill the Cat. Tell the Ma Ape tp face north in San Fran and gives us a wave.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

The Right is just jealous they aren't...


2:27 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Your ma ape will most definitely become a lesbian and abandon all of you.

8:00 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Your ape should get Otis some red undies and take him with her to San Fran.


10:24 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

Man Otis is ruling these days. Sorry I have been MIA on the Twitter. San Fran looks TOTALLY cool.

1:01 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Hey guys!!!!

Love licks & Hugs,
Solid Gold Dancer

7:50 AM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

SF rocks! have a great trip!

6:23 PM  
Blogger Stella and Pals said...

Duuuuuuudes & dudette-

You need to tell your ma ape to go to Wicked when she's there. They have the bestest witches right now. (They're like Otis, oldish pretending to be young. *wiggle* They don't Ack though. They sings!)

And yes, as someone mentioned flowers in the hairs are a must. They make a good snackie if your ma ape gets hungry!

Peace out!

7:58 AM  
Blogger Sancha said...

In San Fran that dog on pig action is par for the course. Here is a manual for more things you can do in San Fran, Otis:

12:39 PM  
Blogger Mary Sheehan Winn said...

Hilarious shakin' face on Otis and he sure looks a lot like his relatives at the farm :)

7:50 PM  

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