Thursday, December 04, 2008

Feeling Poorly

As you can see from my pho-tos I am feeling a bit under the weather. This morning I scared the *insert HBO Word Here* out of my ma ape. I had either a syncope (fainting spell) or possibly a seizure. We were out for our usual 5 a.m. walk when a rogue Jack Russell ran at us and we barked until the owner came to get the rogue dog and then I fell over and stiffened. I came to quickly and fortunately we were close to home and I made it myself and promptly demanded breakfast.

So now I have to go to the v-e-t. My ma ape suspects this is related to my bum ticker and I might have to start meds. I have plans to move in with Dick Cheney and eat freshly harvested babies or whatever he does to keep his heart working.

Beware of Rogue Russells.

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Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Poor Wally!

AND Poor Wally's ma ape - I know how my mom would be -

As for moving in with 'him' how about just taking his - I mean, he doesn't really use it fur anything good -


8:42 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Wally! Were you maybe just playing dead to make that stupid terrier go away? Don't scare your ma ape like that.

Keep us posted.


9:18 AM  
Blogger Eduardo said...

OMD! Wally, I think you were playing dead but now my Mommy is so worried!(I'm worried too but you know Mommies, I'm sure she is going to be doing reseach all morning.) Some seizures cause stiffness but my Mommy has faiting spells and she falls & her muscles get stiff & then she is fine, but it may be different in dogs. Your poor Mommy I bet you let out a loud SQEEEEEERICH!!!! I will be snuggling for you Wally.
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

9:30 AM  
Blogger Nancy at the Farm said...

Wally! Geez you need to get to the vet ASAP and find out what is going on. Otherwise you are going to give your Mum an attack. And what is it with those terriers?

Keeping our paws crossed for you!

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

10:21 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Oh that is scawie!!!! I sure hope you are ok Walls...and be nice to the Ma Ape...I think you really scared her this time!!!

Lots of Healing Licks, Ruby

11:10 AM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

Oh no!! Just reading this made our Mom want to yak. You have to be ok, tell the vet to just fix it.


12:03 PM  
Blogger Nessa Happens said...

Oh NO! I hope you are totally okay Wally and that you were just messing with your ma ape like usual so that she would make a big fuss over you.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Wally! You are scaring me...just please do whatever the vet whatever your ma-ape says...even whatever Ethel & Oscar BS Teen say...On second thought...maybe you should come out to Sunny CA cuz you won't get any peace & quiet for your ticker watching WWF wrassin' matches between your siblings...

Please Wally, take it easy...get lots of snuggles & loves & belly rubs from your ma...she's taking the month off of work now, right?

We love you Wally Tamale...

No more funny stuff now, OK?

Love & Licks,

12:10 PM  
Blogger Princess Patches said...

Oh, no! This is terrible! Make sure you do whatever the v-e-t says. We don't want you scaring the "you know what" out of your Ma Ape anymore! We will keep all twelve paws crossed for you!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

1:20 PM  
Blogger Moose said...

Oh Wally... NO! so sorry to hear you are in a sickly way. I hope that whatever medicines they have will make you better and be wrapped in lots of cheese! Feel better, Moose and his mom...

7:13 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally Woo Woo, Do you think you thought about me and it caused your heart to stop for just a second?

I've been feeling poorly too, but not like that. Mine has been all about the pudding poos ... IBS.

I want to see some photos and you and Dick wrastling for the babies.


7:34 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Wally: I think it was all the fault of the rogue Jack Russell. I will try to keep better tabs on Teka from now on. Don't know how she got there so quickly, I would have sworn she was sleepin on the couch!


8:58 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

WALLY!!!! wtf dude? are you ok? You need one of them defribulators or um difibulationers? stupid off leash dogs :(

1:45 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Hey, Woober Boy!

First off, thanks for the photographic proof you are still in the land of the living.

Second, do you want Stella to hang around with you? She can jump start your heart, literally, by jumping on your chest whenever you lie down. Seriously. She'd be better than any defibu-mabobby thingy.

I too would love to see you wrasslin' The Cheney. I'd pay good money to see that.

Goober love & smooches,

2:49 AM  

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