Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Science Says We Have to!

Yesterday I read this scienterrific study that says that Wallymelon is good for your ticker and--more importantly--your LIBIDO! And the scientists even compared its effects to VIAGRA:

In watermelons, these include lycopene, beta carotene and the rising star among its phyto-nutrients – citrulline – whose beneficial functions are now being unraveled. Among them is the ability to relax blood vessels, much like Viagra does.

I can add some anecdata that Wallymelon, especially when served with Randi, Samantha, or the Corgi Girls (just to name a few), most definitely has an effect on my libido! Most def good for my ticker.

P.S. Also I have to give many thanks to Ms. Ruby who made me this picture that is a CLASSIC!

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Blogger Gus said...

Hey Wally: so, now that we all know your secret weapon, we are gonna have muzzer buy US some wally Melon too.


7:42 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally! That is great news. Mom bought a giant wallymelon and then left it in the car for a few days and then remembered and brought it in and cut into it and it was the palest pink ever and tasted awful. Do you think the heat in the car sucked the wally from melon?


7:43 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Um, dude...aren't you supposed to keep these posts PG-13??? I don't think some of these youngins are ready to hear about libidos & Viagra...


7:50 AM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Gross, dude.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

HMM Interesting. Maybe that is why I was getting friendly with a pillow last night. Had wallymelon for dinner.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Oh Wally! I just knew there was a female version of Viagra too for us doggie b*tches...(might be wee pups reading this...)

& WallyMelon is just the ticket!

Oh wait..Isnt JULY WALLYMELON MONTH? I gotta check that out...Where has time gone????


Love & Licks,

11:00 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Ooooh...I'm an adult! So does that mean I get to read this post & know more about libidos & viagra coz I have absolutely no idea what they both are.

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

11:06 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

We get Wallymelon alot. Maybe that is why Dawson is always "loving" the pillows.

12:02 PM  
Blogger Jacks, Narra, Tuchuck, and Rousseau said...

Hey, Wally! Do you think the wallymelon accounts for the type and level of play at your house recently? Or is that just the baby brudder?!


1:11 PM  
Blogger Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

WE've figured out that we only like good quality wallymellon. Very hard to get these days. Even a good thump doesn't always tell the truth. We love your Winston Churchill impression.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

hmm does it still work even if you don't have the necessary engines to power the vehicle?

wait, is that gross?

1:58 PM  
Blogger the Corgi Girls said...

We thought we felt a little frisky after eating it... we didn't know if it was the Wallymellon or the thoughts of Wally that did it though...

M & I

5:19 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Mom hears all about that on NPR (national puppy radio) today!!! I bet the price of Wallymelon is going to totally 'rise';)

I'm so happy you like the truly is a classic!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

8:54 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

We have wally mellon growing in the garden. I haven't tried it yet, but it must totally rock!


9:14 AM  

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