Monday, March 03, 2008

The Wathel

I was browsing Petfinder, as I like to do, to do pre-emptive strikes against all the dogs my ma ape wants to adopt and give MY snacks to. I discovered a disturbing trend. What do you see here???

Tater Tot in Nebraska.

Stubby in Texas.

AJ in Louisiana.

Cody in Georgia.

Tesla, in Vermont.

Lucille, in D.C.

It's WATHELS!!!!! At first I was concerned it might have something to do with this:

But I have been neutered. And sissy has been spayed. Twice. And she never puts on weight so she could never hide a baby bump. And also, I never actually get into even the general vicinity of the, um, appropriate bits.

And then I realized. Someone is doing a genetic experiment. Like cloning only combining our DNA. They must be stopped. Cuz no way am I paying all that child support.

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Blogger Peanut said...

OH MY DOGNESS it's the aliens wally it's the aliens

8:48 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

She's been spayed TWICE? Very interesting.

I think what's actually going on here Wally is you are so handsome and Ethel is soooooooo pretty Doggy DNA Scientists are trying to create the perfect dog!

9:39 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Scary, very scary. Especially the Texas one, Cubby was it? Sad that so many need homes though. We are lucky dogs, aren't we?

(Swede William wishes he could get a lot luckier with Lindy 'Liscious Loo)

wags from the whippets

9:54 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Honest Wally...Cloning was my first thought, cause I know you and Ethel are spayed/fixed. Clearly they don't have the cloning thing quite down yet, but they are making a serious effort. Muzzer and I wish they would go more for your facial features, cause we like smooshy faced dogs (don't tell Teka!)


10:04 AM  
Blogger COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

I agree with Peanut. It is alien cloning.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Hey come Ethel was spayed twice? Did she have 2 sets of girlie bits?

I think those pups are very cute...send one my way...I'd love an alien offspring of a Wathel...

Love & Licks,

11:03 AM  
Blogger Nazila Merati said...

I am totally in love with the mix. Totally.

Then again, my mom has spent some time researching bloodhound rescue. Um, I am not wanting a taller sister, unless you can guarantee that she can countersurf for me.



12:16 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That is amazing Wally! Who would have thought was possible! Look at all of them! There are so many!!! And all very cute...but not as cute as you! or Ethel!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

12:48 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oooh, a bit strange is you ask me, BOL!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:02 PM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Seems like Ethel and I have relatives everywhere!

Darn handsome ones at that!

oh why was Ethel spayed twice, was it like the New York song, by Randy someone or other,

"So Good They Spayed Her Twice"

ha ha ha ha........!

love and licks, to my BFF Wally and my lookie likey Ethel babes.

Marv xxxxx

3:21 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Step away from Petfinder Wally....

Bussie Kissies

3:25 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Of course aliens is the most logical answer, but what if who ever took out your maleness decided to make a Wally sperm bank. Now that evilness is attempting to reproduce you. #1: you are an original and can not be reproduced and #2: Evilness is not sparking on all plugs cause he is impregnating Ethel look alikes. How does he think this is going to work?

5:42 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

Why and how was Ethel spayed twice?

5:45 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

holy crap, forget paying child support, you should be paid royalties! Patent your DNA combo!

6:29 PM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Oh holy crap - that HAS to be the funniest thing I've ever seen!!!!!

Your post, I mean. Not you or Ethel. Or the combination of you both together. *snort*

10:10 PM  

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