Monday, February 04, 2008

Stop Thief!

I got a new bed for Christmas. I also had a small bout of insomnia that led to me keeping the ma ape up all night trying to keep me from crying and pacing. I'm better now but I'm quite happy with the nighttime routine my sleep disorder spawned.

At nighttime my ma ape turns on a heating pad in the bottom of my bed and puts sissy's grammie blanket over it. Once I've done nesting in the blankie I settle in and my ma ape covers me with her French Soccer Team sweatshirt (Les Bleus!) Ahhhhhh. It's a dog's life. But how can a dog catch a few Zs when....

He's got a sissy who thinks it is a HOOT to steal his bed???

I guess I'll just have to sleep on the deflated soccer ball and computer cables. I wouldn't even treat a cat like this.

I will have to think of something SHE values to steal from her. But what does she have that I want?

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Blogger Nazila Merati said...

life is so unfair.



6:26 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

WTF? I think the pus bucket deserves a bite in the ass!

6:43 PM  
Blogger Cash said...

It's me....Jasper from Arkansas......I AM BACK!!!
I have missed you all so much!!!
licks & hi-5's,

8:16 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

I thought you were the alpha dog of the pack. You need to show Ethel who is boss!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

9:47 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally!
Hide her balls! I am sure she will be out of your bed as soon as she can't see her balls!
I hope this helps you!
Kisses and hugs

10:54 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Yell out, ETHEL. Did you see that truck of tennis balls go by the house? She will be out of that bed in a split second and you will be on that warm pad and blankie.

10:57 PM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

Poor you, reclaim the bed. Go on you can do it.

Simba xx

4:00 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

OMG, what a nice set up, Wally! If you stole my dinner I would never forgive you so go for Ethel's dinner! That'll teach her to steal your cushy warm bed!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, Wally, my Jeannie who usually sleeps very well has been suffering from temporary insomnia, and after reading your post, she asks "can she come and live with you and sleep in your bed, your Mama certainly knows how to look after a guy!"

Your bedroom routine sounds just heavenly to her and to me.

And I agree, take Ethel's balls away from her, that should put a stop to her shenanigans.

love and licks, Marvin xxxxx

5:41 AM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa said...

I think Ethel is very clever myself to steal your bed. Naturally you would not expect me to recommend anything nasty.


7:03 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Don't take her tennis balls!!! She will FREAK OUT!!

I thought I was the only one who had the humans trained with the hot bed thingy. Mom & Dad have a heated mattress pad & I won't lay down & give Mom snuggles till she turns it on & gives me a fleecy blanket to sleep on. We rock, Wally!


7:36 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

just throw a ball and she will be gone from your bed.

7:39 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I wonder if I would like a hot bed? I don't even think I need to go on. I know where your mind just went, Wally.


9:03 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Hey Wally we HAVE the answer! Take a quick look at this photo
Ethel wouldn't stand a chance and you would have your bed and still be perfectly innocent in your ma ape's eyes!

no need to thank us-
the whippets

9:15 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Wow, you have a heater under your bed? Wah, too HOT for me!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

9:30 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Was Ethel yawning or laughing at the fact she STOLE your bed?

10:56 AM  
Blogger Liza said...

Wally -

My thoughts - put some marbles or stones under the blanket and your sissy won't want to sleep there anymore!

Show her who is boss!


11:42 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Oh, My Poor Poor Wally! You look soo sad in that last pic with the deflated soccer ball...I have the solution...let your sissy have the bed & the heating pad & have your ma ape buy you an ELECTRIC BLANKET & just use HER BED! Bigger bed..bigger blanket & you'll be a warm little Wally...(little I mean as in stature...but you sure make up for it in ego & strength & smarts)..

Also..I find that SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS usually gets Ethel's attention...She has ADDD you know...Attention Deficit Doggie Disorder...

Love & Licks,


12:36 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

dang siblings, seriously, you deserve more respect than that!!!

8:32 PM  
Blogger Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Poor Wally! You look sooo sad in that last photo. Come sleep with us! We'll keep you warm!

5:56 PM  

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