The Last Annual Buffalo Hunt!
We are ready for some FOOTBALL. Today is a most exciting day as the Nebraska Cornhuskers will be hunting (Colorado) Buffalo one last time! Since our teams are both going to different con-fur-ences next year there will be no more Ralphie snacking. Ah well! We are most nervous for this game since if the Huskers win they will go to their con-fur-ence chompionship! If they lose...let's not talk about it!
We are also nervous because the Cornhuskers lost last week after getting 40 gajillion penalties called on them (many of them questionable) and this is what our coach turned into. Scary, huh? BO SMASH!
So we are getting ready by playing a little footie in our backyard. Ethel is the only one who ever gets the ball but the rest of us run around aimlessly and occasionally fall down. Like real football!
Otis is on the lookout for shady referees! (He's undercover in his ref-ing stripes!)
And Edgrr might have been doing a little too much pre-gaming.*
We wrote a song for the occasion of Nebraska's last regular season game as a member of the Big 12!
To be sung to the tune of Home on the Range
Oh yes give us a home
Where no Buffalo roam
Where some Badgers and Buckeyes do play
Where there seldom are heard Tigers or Jayhawk birds
And the sun never shines on Longhorns
Home home is Big Ten!
Where the Huskers and Hawkeyes will play!
Where there seldom are heard Booming Sooners Boo Hoos
And the sun never shines on Longhorns!
*No corgis were intoxicated in the making of this post.