Dogs on Telly!
Last weekend our ma ape abandoned us to go to the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear which was INSANE because what inspires sanity and/or fear more than US? Hmmm? Well, we knew she'd made a horrible error because this clearly was a rally meant for us to usher in the Era of the Dog, in which we would finally rule over all the beasts with an iron paw. Instead, she forgot us and it ushered in the Era of the Rat. Or the turtle.
This week we got CONFIRMATION of the error from a very interesting source, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA! How could this segment of Tip of the Hat (the third one, not the feeling-up one or the gay Bert one) NOT be directed at us?
|The Colbert Report||Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c|
|Tip/Wag - TSA, Bert & Dogs|
And then we saw this lil' story about Jon Stewart and pit boos! Remember THIS?
"What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?" Stewart answered: "One is unfairly maligned despite evidence showing they are no worse than any other dogs, while the other is an an artificial demographic no better or worse than any other kind of mom."