A Tail of Betrayal
These are the times that try dogs' bowls souls. Our ma ape is about to start working on the index of her book (Our suggested title: Four Dogs is Not Nearly Enough). But as we were reading her Facebook wall we discovered she had received an application from this dude:
WHAT!!??!?! It's a cat! Who thinks he is smart because his name is GRAMSCI! And because he has a most refined gardening blog instead of one focused on food, humping, and shark face games. (And who is larger than Edgrr so the Grrr'd better mind his Ps and Qs.) We are most offended that we were not asked!
After all, we are clearly towering intellectuables.
We work hard on our mentals stimulations.
And know a great deal about the business end of apes.
We're reporting this to Human Resources. Clearly an error has been made.
Labels: edgar, goddamn cats, intelligence, mean ma ape, oscar, otis
posted by Peppy Sheppys @ 8:40 AM
11 Comments:
Good lukhk
Humans are way way challenging
Not to mention some are really really weird!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
OMD -
Ok - That may look like Edgrrrr...have the same coloring - shorter legs & a sassy attitude - BUT IT IS AN IMPOSTER!
Now that is a true horror story! Your Ma Ape consorting with a cat! Wally would not be pleased.
Gussie n Teka in solidarity
Oh My dog
How could she considew this..while that is an extwoawdenawy kitty, she has a houseful of the most bwilliant woofies..
I know she's smawt enuff to wealize that in time
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Just stick that Gramsci in jail, from Whence he came. I don't know where the hell Whence is, but I'm sure if this Gramsci dude really is an intellectual, he will be able to tell you. Stupid cats.
Well, I haves to admit, he looks pretty smart. And kind of refined. And he actually grows stuff instead of, you know, destroying stuff. But being smart and refined and talented isn't everything, you know.
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
I would love to read a book edited by Otis...
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
You know, cats really aren't that bad. They do make the most delectable snacks.
Ike
Chill, dudes & dudette. That cat will never be able to hold a job. Cats make bad employees: too independent, indolent, and prone to take long naps on company time. They're, well, "catty" and don't work well with others. You're totally safe.
Jed & Abby
Phhht! Sometimes the apes just have to figure things out for themselves. You are obviously a literate pack and should have been asked first. Ish.
Slobbers,
Mango
I subvert dominant paradigms. My keepers realize that, but just don't get how subversive I really am. Just you wait, apes and dogs. <3, Gramsci.
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