Yesterday was one of the greaterest holidays--Wall-O-Ween! Dedicated to being scary and begging for snacks. That's like a regular day for me. Here are some things that happened at my house.
My GranNE sent us a punkin carving pattern for a Jack Bo Lantern. That's Bo Pelini, coach of the Huskers!
And our yard was totally spooky. It scared some little kids, in fact. And that was before me n' my sibs shouted at them!
And then a mob ran through our neighborhood with pitchforks and torches. Um, I don't know.
And then my ma ape went to the SPCA and OMD LOOK AT THESE SCARY THINGS!!??!?!
And my ma ape had an inflatable black cat. Really? Am I supposed to be scared of this thing? Who would be stupid enough for that?
And then? Mmmm. Candy. Not for dogs. We had bones!
And then my ape turned into a zombie.
So I ate her brains before she could eat mine.
And then it got REALLY scary when the World Series started and the Yankees won! NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Oh the humanity!
Help us out, Vice President! Unless that is Zombie Joe Biden! Oh no! (Zombie Joe Biden, please eat A Rod)