Abandonment
I should have known something was up. My ma ape took us to the field and we only go to the field on weekends or teaching days and Hump Day is neither of those. Then she told me. She is going to Boston for two days for a "conference." Something about Gee-Ography. Apparently this Boston place is a strange land where they have lost the letter R and are terrorized by a big green monster:
Apparently this monster is the nemesis of one Mr. Joe Stains, Yankee Fan Extraordinaire. I am so mad that she's been keeping her plan to run away from me. The news knocked me over.
Knocked me out cold. Who will feed me? Tug on the other end of the monkey stick? Pick up the Wally droppin's?
Oh right, the other ape. My head is still spinning...
Well, this is all I have to say to YOU, ma ape.
Well, that and BRING ME PRESENTS!
Labels: mad, mean ma ape, Wally
posted by wally @ 7:11 PM
19 Comments:
Wally...Guilt works. Good luck
gussie
Will she be visiting Agatha & Archie??? She totally should! That and bring you LOTS of presents!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Oh Poor Poor Poor WALLY!
I think you need to come over my way to SoCal & I'll see to it that all of your chicken back & bully stick desires are realized.
Love & Licks,
Randi
ps..BRING ETHEL!!!!!!!!!!
HI ETHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe she will bring you some of those Boston Baked Beans and then you can smell up the house. That would teach her for keeping travel plans from you.
Be good for the other ape, Thing from The Addam's Family.
Maybe she'll bring you Agatha and ARchie. You know, Ernest's ape is in Boston too. Maybe she'll bring you her.
xo
XB
Wallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ---
My moms are at the same conference-- they are not mean to me as I am currently show jumping over a black lab in lockdown.
Well, I'll ignore them when they return for about 3 minutes and then I'll torture them with 34 walks a day.
nmom emailed you, email her back.
xo,
ernesto
Dear Dog, your spinning head freaks me out.
Keep on with the guilt trip though.
I hope your "presents" are good.
Your long time blog pal, Marvin xxxxxxxxxxx
who now labours under the nick name............Marvin "Forgotten but not Gone".............
love and many licks,
M xxxxxx and many hugs and wild eyed kisses to sweet but wild Ethel.
My dream boat.
love and respectful licks Marvin xxxxxxxxxxx
oh how bizarre is that, I choose a totally random blog site name for my url.............and find out it actually exists when I click on it.
I mean to say, I have no blog, do not want a blog, but it now seems I can pluck a URL out of the ether and have a ready made blog - without anyone realising!
Narv xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Woober Boy!
Bummer your ma ape will be gone for a couple of days (I know you're a proud mama's boy), but at least you have the other ape to order around and see to your meatables & treatables.
Better start revving up the guilt machine now. She'll be home in no time! Then when she gets back, you can serve her up a nice cold plate of smack-down!
Goober love & sympathetic smooches,
Stanley
while she should enjoy the fact that the Boston Terrier was created there, the rest of the time should be spent peeing and pooing on all the redsox fans she sees!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with Joe!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
She had better bring you back lots of presents.
Wally, I hate to break it to you, but its Red Sox Nation, OK? Tell the rents to get over it.
Mango
why does your mom keep leaving you?
Ike
Hope she brings back something nice for you if not, give her one big stinky fart in the face!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
How could she leave your Wallyness? I just don't get it.
She's going away again? She must be living out her abandonment issues. She'll come to her senses soon enough.
I hate it when mom leaves. In fact, I just don't ALLOW it!
- Charlie
Things are sad without mom!
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