Shhhh...my sissy's burpday

My sissy has a burpday coming up and my ma ape has so far nixed all the things that I've put on the shopping list for her: bananas, stuffies, Samantha, apples, sweet potatoes, Studly Dudley, and wasabi peas. She says all these things are for ME and not for my sissy. So i've settled on Isadora. She's a mastiff who lives really close to me and I think would love to live at my house. We share big wrinkly heads, drooly jowls, and general adorability. Her description says she loves cuddling and Scooby Snacks (I'm not sure if they mean that in the food snack sense or the slang sense. Either way.) So now I'm trying to convince my apes that my sissy would love a new big sissy and that we swear we would be nice even though we can kind of be bastards to other dogs sometimes.