Bloodsuckers!
It's Friday the 13th and look what my ma found on me!
Yes--a vampire! A little bloodsucking beast attached itself to my cheek. It scared my ma and led to a thorough body check and vigorous belly-rubbin'. I think she was looking to see if I had any zombies or frankensteins hidden in there. I need more garlic to make me less attractive to the bloodsuckers, I guess.
I'm so embarassed. My sister is calling me tickhead and keeps telling me that while it was drinking my blood I probably didn't get enough oxygen to the brain and now I have brain damage. Takes one to know one, SISTER!
Yeah, I'm ticked.
posted by wally @ 1:16 PM
10 Comments:
aaaaaaaaaahhh!
HORRIFYING! Are you a vampire now too? You'd have to find a pretty big dog to latch on to... like Nanook.
SOME sisters can say the meanest things! I would NEVER do such a thing! I'm too sweet a girl!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Oh man wally you need flea treats. www.fleatreats.com
Tell your mom to check them out they come with a money back gurantee.
Wow wally...that is one ugly vampire...i hope you kicked his butt....you go and kick his butt...i hope you are all better
Hey Wally: Hu-moms tend to go all ape-shit about ticks and fleas. But only 'cause they love us. I hope it got off of you safely and was ground up in the garbage disposal. I hope you don't have some terrible disease thingy like Lyme's disease.
Oh well, it is Friday the 13th.
My Mom would go bezerk if she found a vampire on my face too...
Ethel has a pretty witty comeback...not that I think it is funny....snicker
Maxey
oohhh..ticks, yucky. Isn't the thought of one of those little heads under your skin sucking your blood disgusting?
Puggy kisses
Suki
I haven't got a tick yet, nasty critters. I have garlic powder on my dinner every day, so maybe that scares the little blood suckers away?
Licks
Oscar x
I've never had a tick but I'm sure I wouldn't like it much. J1 has a special implement for getting them out but is very disappointed that she's never had to use it! J x
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