Friday, April 13, 2007

The Stuffy Graveyard

Ode to a Pile of Dead Stuffies

Oh stuffies, your squeakers once so proud
You made me angry when you squawked too loud

I tore your stitched bits asunder
Your inner softness I did plunder

Greenie frog with voicebox in bum
(Squeaking from your butt is a bit dumb)

Christmas hedgie once with hat on head
Nothing left but brown shell, you're dead

Mini wiener dog your skin was too thin
I reflect on what a friend you might have been

And grey elephant with your quiet grace
I got mad so I tore off your face

Squeakies, oh squeakies, you gave me hours of play
Your mortality makes me ask, who will be my victim today?

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Blogger Maggie said...

ohhhhhhhhhh you're very good Wally! I love your ode! Great job!

Love ya lots,

6:43 AM  
Anonymous Ben Robin & Blue (the men of the household) said...

Must be a boy thing...

6:50 AM  
Blogger Sparky said...

Your frog squeeked from it's butt? That is so not right! Haaaa, hahahahahahaha!

8:57 AM  
Blogger Finnegan said...

You are a tough guy! I used to tear my stuffies apart and mommy would sew them back up for me. As I have matured, I have kept them intact. I think Mommy calls it "restraint".

Humans are so silly.


9:02 AM  
Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

Excellent Ode Wally! I love your poems, and I liked the subject too! Stuffy Graveyard!!!!!! Very funny!

love and laughing licks, Marv xxxx

11:08 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Hey Wally! That's what I should do with my booties when my girl's a work today....

PS: can I add your link to my blog? You're pretty cool - the only Corgador I know!

11:44 AM  
Blogger Boomer and his mom Carol said...

Bravo Wally, Bravo!!!!!

11:54 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh man you and Marvin are the best poets. I tried but only came up with two lines. :(

12:03 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

Wally wally we all know im
He will write a lovely po im
hahahah..gosh..that is the best i can do. Your ode was cool..I have a stuffy graveyard here it definatley is not a boy mom NEVER sews them back lazy...Ttyl Wally...the best looking corgador in blogland....

1:31 PM  
Blogger Dory and Liza said...

The toys were furry,
The toys were fun,
And one by one -
They are all done!!

Nice ode wally - you inspire us daily!!

Wet nose smooches - Dory

8:34 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

hey wally, guess what? i managed to murder one of my toys. it's the first! i'm soooooooo proud of myself.

wet wet licks


10:14 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

If you put it to music, Sophie will positively swoon!

1:12 PM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Love the poem Wally! Poor stuffies, you killed them good & proper didn't you!

Oscar x

4:31 AM  
Blogger Jackson said...

Nice work! J x

4:54 PM  
Blogger CASPER AND PALS said...

Hey Wally, Come over to my blog and check out my de-stuffing technique. The picture is at the bottom. I think you'll be proud!!


6:53 PM  

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