the great escape.
here my sister and i are trying to make a great escape to drive ourselves to the grocery store to buy ourselves a decent dinner (t-bones for all!). our plan failed because 1) ethel was not a good watchdog because she watched me instead of watching for approaching naked apes and 2) my legs are too short to reach the pedals. foiled again.
posted by wally @ 1:35 PM
5 Comments:
Hee hee hee,
maybe your sister could work the pedals and you stand on her to steer the wheel.
On second thoughts, maybe just go back indoors and chew on a few rugs (or shoes, or whatever takes your fancy).
Chow for now,
Tin Tin xo
hey wally, thanx for hanging in the poodle city for a bit. brody likes to drive the car also. when he was just a little punk he got to sit on mom's lap, but now he's too big. but he still tries to sit and drive. i don't think that dogs can get a drivers license in washington state.
Hi, too bad your plans failed. Maybe you should try out Tin Tin's method.
Or maybe you should train your humans to bring you nice dinners?
I like the second one better!
~Jay
if only i could. they're too dumb to train, though. i have taught them that when they click the clicker i get a treat but they don't understand that when i drool, i get a snack, when i blink, i get a snack, etc. it's like herding cats around here.
wally.
Wally-
Good effort! I was thinking about getting a Vespa. I think I could handle one of those. I once figured out how to honk the horn in the car, but what did my repeated efforts to call my owners out of the restaurant win me? Snacks? A medal? Nothing... Now I like to set off the hazard lights just to let others know that this is Sid's car.
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