a smattering of mastiffs

look at handsome sampson who lives in pennsylvania, dangerously close to my mawma's clutches.

this is moby who needs to be rescued from a fate worse than death--living in new jersey! (i kid. but seriously, poor guy).

my mawma and i are partial to big headed dogs so i've decided to do a guest feature on one my mawma's favorites, mastiffs! i worry that some day she may bring one home so please, for my sake, adopt these handsome devils before my mawma does.